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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
5/17/2016 1:05:59 PM
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Element was wandering around the dojo like a big playground when suddenly Tendrils came out of the shade and Element got impaled by a toucan sized tank but then Ninja came out of the blue with a fuking spoon and choked element into the grey, and forced unto Element his chastity cage. Then Sketch dropped his ruffles and forced Element into a crazy Tickle but Pants came back from the dead, and whipped Element right in the head. And with great determination and eyes causing a fearing, he stabbed element with an average sized herring.
Too top it off element got stabbed in the ass, with a Canadian flagpole, he was thrown into a volcano, and roasted with a batch of potatoes.
It was the bloodiest execution the world ever saw. But it didn't matter, since the dojo did it all. And at the end of the day, the members sought to celebrate. With Zane, Ninja and Tubbs friend named Bob. Everyone enjoyed the Element corpse kebab.
[spoiler]Element you and your odd nature of insta-douchebaggery has been banned from the dojo[/spoiler]
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Who the Hell was Bob
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The Digital Dojo is not responsible for any death or dismemberment hereafter
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The Digital Dojo is not responsible for any death or dismemberment hereafter.
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Ah, the rules of this realm have changed.....
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*i step forward out of nowhere accompanied by an elderly man. "I just wanted to have an associate of mine give me his take on the disturbing execution that just took place. Mr. Freud, you have the mic." *The old man watches the replay of the execution, and then nods his head troublingly. "Element," Sigmund begins, "to be brief, the people who participated in this execution... they have quite disturbing sexual impulses. I fear for my safety. Let us please leave, right away." "As you wish good sir," I say. *We both step step back and disappear.
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[spoiler]Oh bby[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'll show u MY sexual impulses[/spoiler]
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/18/2016 5:13:06 PM*Fierce Deity's head is still sticking out of his ass. The head continues to laugh mumble. *I shake my head. "He's still hallucinating..."
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You know... You are kind of making me want to throw up right now. Like...all of your posts are repulsive....
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/18/2016 5:15:37 PMSo was your self-execution. That was pretty disturbing. And hypocritical.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/18/2016 5:17:03 PMI don't think that first sentence of yours was proper English... Also, you will have to know the meaning of hypocrisy before you use it pal. Makes you look un-educated. Though, with your use of the word "poop" so much, I wouldn't be surprised!
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[quote]I don't think that first sentence of yours was proper English... Also, you will have to know the meaning of hypocrisy before you use it pal. Makes you look like un-educated. Though, with your use of the word "poop" so much, I wouldn't be surprised![/quote] If you don't think it's proper English, then you probably didn't pay attention in class. "Makes you look like un-educated" isn't proper English. My choice of words has no indication of my education, for if one can't talk simply, then he or she probably doesn't understand what he or she is saying. Also, you judging others based on education indicates your elitist worldview.
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Yaaaaa you got me on my spelling. Good game. And yes, I am elitist! And it's fantastic! Thank you!
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[quote]And yes, I am elitist! And it's fantastic! Thank you![/quote] *Fierce Deity's head is still sticking out of his ass. The head continues to laugh mumble. *I shake my head. "He's still hallucinating..."
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I take your copy and pasted post as my victory! Now don't come back. *Closes the door to the realm you are not apart of*
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*I teleport in anyways. "I'm not bound to the laws of this realm remember? You banned me. You hypocritically break your own realm's laws in your own emotional whim anyways. And you didn't even have the guts to PM me about it anyways. LOL. You had to post it and I had to check in to even notice it."
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Oh sorry thought you would have seen it. Did you want me to PM you?
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Well yeah. A courtesy explanation of the rules, expectations, and rules of engagement would have been nice too.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/18/2016 5:40:55 PMOh. Yaaaaaa we probably should have done that... Okay. Main reason you were banned is because you were murdering new comers and being dickish to people. As well as God modding, which is a total No-No. We are sensitive to folks who cause chaos, or who would threaten others in the group. As you've shown me for the past hour, you wouldn't have always played nice. Also, we kind of just wanted to kill someone. Sue us.
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/18/2016 5:53:43 PMlol I figured I myself was getting OP. I originally joined for creative writing purposes. I wanted to test out what a character that had all of the elemental abilities I had in mind would be like. I was gonna test out 1 element at a time so I could individually test the limits of each element. I was under the impression that the other guy was gonna try to start a war between Dojo groups in a pestering way so I just thought I'd do everyone a favor and end it. But having all that power was getting boring like Superman. Therefore I was gonna re-write and dumb-down my characters abilities to be similar to that of the Voidwalker from destiny. But it's okay. For future new members, just make sure to look into another person's perspective and take the time to acclimate them to the fabric laws and expectations and such before banning them. It's not nice.
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If you want, I could re-test you with those abilities. You could simply bring in a different character and you are good to go.
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Nah. Thanks for the offer though. I had enough. Kinda disillusioned.
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/18/2016 5:14:10 PM*Teleports in. I see the mutilated and violated corpse and shake my head. "You shouldn't have been so judgmental." *I touch what remains of the corpse's face and it morphs back into Fierce Deity's face. "It seems, out of your own hypocrisy, you've killed the future you. You're not worth it for me to kill you." *I teleport over to present Fierce Deity. I grab Fierce Deity's head and bend him over backwards to shove his own head up his own ass. He soils himself, covering the head in poop like Biff from Back to the Future. "If you noticed, I didn't follow through with a killing attack of any sort. I was new and merely sought to ask for permission to do so as I felt the dojo was under an attack, like from the sovereign or something of that nature. I've only spent a day here and was still trying to figure out the rules of this "realm". You see, for sparing matches, I limited myself to 1 element at a time. And for wars against the dojo, I thought it'd be best to just have access to them all at once. Thinking an entire war was about to start, I thought I'd do everyone a favor by neutralizing the threat quickly to avoid that. As for the complaints about my fighting style, I thought this was a place of mental and verbal combat. Best course of action is to let your opponent make the first moves. And even then, when I set traps, I gave the benefit of leaving a hint at it. I guess my imagination is "far too great" for this realm, as I see the pride of some is getting major salty butthurt. If this forum is gonna be regulated by leaders of such immaturity and fragile egos, I'll find a better place to spend my time. For those I was in the middle of fighting with, I'll give the match to you since I'm apparently now banned for seeking guidance and permission." "Zane, thanks for such a great sparing match," I say with a salute. *I place a fist into an open palm and bow towards the members of the Dojo. *I step backwards and disappear.
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~summons Butthurt~
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[quote]~summons Butthurt~[/quote] It's Supreme Butthurt. Show respect. Get it right.
