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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
5/17/2016 1:05:59 PM
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Element was wandering around the dojo like a big playground when suddenly Tendrils came out of the shade and Element got impaled by a toucan sized tank but then Ninja came out of the blue with a fuking spoon and choked element into the grey, and forced unto Element his chastity cage. Then Sketch dropped his ruffles and forced Element into a crazy Tickle but Pants came back from the dead, and whipped Element right in the head. And with great determination and eyes causing a fearing, he stabbed element with an average sized herring.
Too top it off element got stabbed in the ass, with a Canadian flagpole, he was thrown into a volcano, and roasted with a batch of potatoes.
It was the bloodiest execution the world ever saw. But it didn't matter, since the dojo did it all. And at the end of the day, the members sought to celebrate. With Zane, Ninja and Tubbs friend named Bob. Everyone enjoyed the Element corpse kebab.
[spoiler]Element you and your odd nature of insta-douchebaggery has been banned from the dojo[/spoiler]
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THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME! LOL.
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This is utter nonsense. Lying even to left-wing cnn!
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/18/2016 5:46:16 PMWow we really turned this around didn't we...
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Maybe, I just like posting this video whenever Hilary comes up. It's amusing yet scary at the same time.
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Ya America is gunna be screwed in a couple months
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DON'T DO IT! It's not worth it. Think of your future kids. Think of the future of your dojo! 😨😰😱 you're making a big mistake.
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Hey buddy this is a private group that is designed to host a safe place to role play. To ensure this safe place stays safe, we enacted a series of rules, which follow a pretty simple 'play nice' clause. You violated this by killing a potential member. As such we kindly ask you to leave temporarily as a punishment. Time will pass, and you may join again later, but for now, you gotta go.
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I killed no one. You guys "killed" me, remember? Or at least tried to anyways. Pretty hypocritical to say that.
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Well you implied that you did. As such, we banished you, and this was in he form of a killing, which is kind of standard to this thread. It's really the only way we can say "you no longer exist here please leave now as you no longer have a reason to be here because you are dead" without breaking the fourth wall, which sometimes we have to do anyways.
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/18/2016 6:36:56 PMLol that's so hypocritical. I hardly had time or experience or the opportunity for someone to fully explain the realm of the Dojo. Just because I had the capability to do it according to my pre-written abilities of my character doesn't equal to me actually do it. That's why I was trying to ask permission and insight before doing so. And if you're gonna ban someone, do it respectfully. Your "friendly" method of doing so isn't consistent with your "friendly atmosphere" rules.
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Kk bby whatever you say I'll try harder next time
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My point exactly.
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[b]Goes to vote[/b] TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!!!!
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[quote]Thus, your post is non cannon. And everything you do is non-cannon. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.[/quote]
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[spoiler]>Canadian flagpole used to stab someone. Irony at its -blam!-ing finest. [/spoiler]
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Who tossed in the potatoes?
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999999999999999/10
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[quote]With an average sized herring[/quote]
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Bob? I didn't know he was there
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[b]Is crying [/b]
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11/10.
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>spoon is my favourite part
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It's mine too. (I did come up with it after all.)
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I'm hurt. You didn't let me tell you what I wanted
