{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/18/2016 4:06:37 PM
73
[b]IRL me walks back up to the dojo, holding two Desert Eagles, and I knock on the gate[/b]
"Hello? Where the hell is everyone?"
English
-
[b]the door opens[/b] Huh?
-
"Hai tubbs, remember me?"
-
Your name sounds familiar but I don't remember your character. [b]4th wall breaks[/b]
-
"The gai I can't use anymore cuz you executed him in the group I got kicked from" [b]I don't care, IRL me is here cuz I came in on the 4th wall like a wrecking ball[/b]
-
[b]lol[/b] Ohhhhhhhh. I remember now. Lol
-
"Soooooo Wheres sketch"
-
-
*A cat/wolf creature wearing a slightly metallic duster opens the door. You notice about half the fur on his face is blue.* "Who are you supposed to buh?"
-
"THE GUY WHO RAN THE GUY WHO GOT KICKED YOU ASS" [b]gloriously blasts your head off You respawn in the dojo Sanic: 1 Sketch: 0[/b]
-
*you get hit in the face with a smoke grenade and suddenly you are surrounded in a cloud of smoke.*
-
[b]the cloud clears and you suddenly don't see him anymore[/b]
-
Edited by Skatch142: 5/18/2016 8:04:16 PM[spoiler]I never said the cloud would clear.[/spoiler]
-
[spoiler]they always do at some point [/spoiler]
-
[spoiler]Yes, but not immediately. What's the point of it surrounding you in smoke if it only does it for a split second? Let's just act like the smoke is still there.[/spoiler]
-
[b]Nothing detects him He isn't there in the smoke that his highness can't act like you can't skip time [/b]
-
*He doesn't appear from the smoke.* (I didn't quite understand that second line...)
-
[b]A Valkyrie rocket whizzes into the air, the sensors on it finding you and he manually controls it to hit you in the face [/b]
-
*A blast of air hits it in the side, knocking it off course.*
-
[b]it corrects is elf before repeating the process[/b]
-
*It gets knocked off course again, this time flying into the ground a few feet away from you.*
-
[b]He just disarms it and looks through his guns[/b] "Oooh, thundergun!" [b]He picks up Thor's mighty cannon and rushes over the walls of the dojo and onto your face [/b]
-
"Ahem." *He steps back into the Dojo from the outside and he is holding a sword. He swings his sword and you get hit right in the chest with a burst of air, causing you to go flying backwards into a tree.*
-
"Oi, Fukboi!" [b]He fires two shots, throwing you so far team rocket got a new record for blasting off[/b]
-
*He blocks them, although they still push him back about 40 feet.*
-
[b]He grabs a ray gun and blasts at you, you can't dodge microwaves and plasma hurtling at you at about 500 mph[/b]
