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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Element Ninja:
5/18/2016 5:14:10 PM
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*Teleports in. I see the mutilated and violated corpse and shake my head.
"You shouldn't have been so judgmental."
*I touch what remains of the corpse's face and it morphs back into Fierce Deity's face.
"It seems, out of your own hypocrisy, you've killed the future you. You're not worth it for me to kill you."
*I teleport over to present Fierce Deity. I grab Fierce Deity's head and bend him over backwards to shove his own head up his own ass. He soils himself, covering the head in poop like Biff from Back to the Future.
"If you noticed, I didn't follow through with a killing attack of any sort. I was new and merely sought to ask for permission to do so as I felt the dojo was under an attack, like from the sovereign or something of that nature. I've only spent a day here and was still trying to figure out the rules of this "realm".
You see, for sparing matches, I limited myself to 1 element at a time. And for wars against the dojo, I thought it'd be best to just have access to them all at once. Thinking an entire war was about to start, I thought I'd do everyone a favor by neutralizing the threat quickly to avoid that.
As for the complaints about my fighting style, I thought this was a place of mental and verbal combat. Best course of action is to let your opponent make the first moves. And even then, when I set traps, I gave the benefit of leaving a hint at it. I guess my imagination is "far too great" for this realm, as I see the pride of some is getting major salty butthurt. If this forum is gonna be regulated by leaders of such immaturity and fragile egos, I'll find a better place to spend my time.
For those I was in the middle of fighting with, I'll give the match to you since I'm apparently now banned for seeking guidance and permission."
"Zane, thanks for such a great sparing match," I say with a salute.
*I place a fist into an open palm and bow towards the members of the Dojo.
*I step backwards and disappear.
English
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~summons Butthurt~
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[quote]~summons Butthurt~[/quote] It's Supreme Butthurt. Show respect. Get it right.
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You ARE new to the forums.
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LOL I joined a few days ago.
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The forums? Or this place?
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Awwww. A butthurt little kid.
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The butthurt is real. I may have to serve him up a Maya special.
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Oooooohhhhh!!
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
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Don't bring kids into this.
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Nope!! You brought yourself.
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If everyone looks like a kid to you, you should go see a doctor.
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Nah. The voices tell me not to.
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Can they tell you the future?
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Sometimes, yes.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/18/2016 4:29:15 PM[b]Your post gets shot with a non-cannon. [/b] [spoiler]Honestly, we were all blood thirsty and wanted a fun execution. But with that post you are KINDA proving my point.[/spoiler]
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The non-canon missed. There's nothing you can do. It will always be out of your influence as I am no longer bound to the rules of this realm.
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Thus, your post is non cannon. And everything you do is non-cannon. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/18/2016 5:14:45 PM*the camera pans out, and we all still see Fierce Deity's head sticking out of his ass. The head begins to laugh and mumble. *I shake my head. "He's hallucinating..."
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>when you aren't actually your character, or that he's not even there [b]Non-cannon goes full auto. And destroys all of your posts with flawless accuracy.[/b]
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Edited by Element Ninja: 5/18/2016 5:10:36 PM[quote Non-cannon goes full auto. And destroys all of your posts with flawless accuracy.[/quote] Doesn't. Still here. Not bound to this realm remember?
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Hush munchkin.
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[quote]Hush munchkin.[/quote] *Fierce Deity's head is still sticking out of his ass. The head continues to laugh mumble. *I shake my head. "He's still hallucinating..."
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Repetitiveness=No respect kid.
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[quote]Repetitiveness=No respect kid.[/quote] If adults look like kids to you, you should probably see a doctor. Repetitiveness is all I need at the moment. You don't deserve my creativity. Your actions don't merit my respect anyways. LOL
