*Teleports in. I see the mutilated and violated corpse and shake my head.
"You shouldn't have been so judgmental."
*I touch what remains of the corpse's face and it morphs back into Fierce Deity's face.
"It seems, out of your own hypocrisy, you've killed the future you. You're not worth it for me to kill you."
*I teleport over to present Fierce Deity. I grab Fierce Deity's head and bend him over backwards to shove his own head up his own ass. He soils himself, covering the head in poop like Biff from Back to the Future.
"If you noticed, I didn't follow through with a killing attack of any sort. I was new and merely sought to ask for permission to do so as I felt the dojo was under an attack, like from the sovereign or something of that nature. I've only spent a day here and was still trying to figure out the rules of this "realm".
You see, for sparing matches, I limited myself to 1 element at a time. And for wars against the dojo, I thought it'd be best to just have access to them all at once. Thinking an entire war was about to start, I thought I'd do everyone a favor by neutralizing the threat quickly to avoid that.
As for the complaints about my fighting style, I thought this was a place of mental and verbal combat. Best course of action is to let your opponent make the first moves. And even then, when I set traps, I gave the benefit of leaving a hint at it. I guess my imagination is "far too great" for this realm, as I see the pride of some is getting major salty butthurt. If this forum is gonna be regulated by leaders of such immaturity and fragile egos, I'll find a better place to spend my time.
For those I was in the middle of fighting with, I'll give the match to you since I'm apparently now banned for seeking guidance and permission."
"Zane, thanks for such a great sparing match," I say with a salute.
*I place a fist into an open palm and bow towards the members of the Dojo.
*I step backwards and disappear.
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