Apparently threads can get taken down if they mention him now. The following changes have occurred as a result:
•This day is decidedly unlucky for greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close.
•Lightbulb shaking is encouraged.
•Platoons no longer have to share the rock.
•The Covenant do not regret being alien bastards, they do not regret ever coming to Earth, and they most certainly do not regret that the corps just blew up their raggedy ass fleet.
•The Covenant will now be allowed to have anti-son-of-a-bitch machines and giant hula hoops.
•Nobody knows what the ladies like.
•I never would have been your daddy.
•Nobody is sent out with a bang.
•Ripping skulls from spines and tossing them away is no longer something to laugh about.
•Just counting today, we are no longer even.
•The corps now pay by the hour. (Credit to Tartan)
•Demand for heroes is at an all-time low.
•Bricks fly pretty poorly.
•Everybody does bits and pieces.
•This is not it, baby. Don't even try to hold me or touch me in any way.
•Marines move like they got no purpose.
•Brutes hate the smell of:
-Badass
-A real man
-Green
-Hero
-Testosterone
-Bulgari
This is truly a tragic day.
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Back in Johnson's day they didn't have no fancy smancy tanks! The whole platoon had two sticks and a rock! And they HAD to share the rock[spoiler]back in Johnson's day... [/spoiler]