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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/18/2016 6:51:32 PM
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*Mortar reels backwards*
Round two.
*Mortar takes a taser and tazes himself. His limbs become longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them, a mortar*
I really wanted to use the Machete
English
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[i]WOAH, woah woah. Mortar calm. [/i] "I got this." [b]Kross sheathes his sword and draws the swords upon his back One of them has a sickening green crack while the other is a blood read with a color of peach to it As both his swords are drawn, Kross seems to become engulfed in and odd color of yellow. He seems to move faster. [/b]
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*Mortar pulls out a butterfly knife. After spinning it around and doing cool tricks with it to intimidate, the blade becomes larger and splits into a Y shape in the middle to become an altered form of his sword* Eh, forget the machete
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"Can I get it back?"
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Fine... *He stabs the machete in the ground behind him.*
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"Thanks." [b]Kross moves at a blinding speed as he slices at you with both swords.[/b]
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*I jump up and slam the sword down, your head is lodged between the arms of the Y blade you can still get out, it's just a little harder is all*
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[b]As you are distracted, Ivy (Sword) cuts across your chest and you begin to feel nauseous.[/b]
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I hate nausea. *Mortar coughs out an unknown fungal spore, seemingly relieving him of Nausea and blocking your vision a little*
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[b]Kross' other sword slashes across your other leg, causing blood loss at an immense level. With his other hand, Kross cleans the fungus.[/b]
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*the fungus doesn't budge, you seem nauseous* *The blood is acidic, and melts at your blade* *Some of the spore seems to clump at the wound* *I lunge at you, stabbing my sword into both your sides, causing blood loss*
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[b]Kross stumbles around before stabbing you through the thigh with Bloodstream. There is an immense pain and you begin to feel dizzy. With his other sword, Kross slices you across the side. This time the nausea doesn't seem to budge [/b]
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*Mortar jumps back* Well, if that's not a win, I don't know what is. Do you want to continue? You'll be in either way, I just wanna see what happens
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[b]Kross stabs Bloodstream into the ground. He holds out his hand and cuts himself across the wrist with Ivy. The fungus upon him seems to disappear and the nausea is no longer there. Once he is done, he slices the same wound with his other sword and it seemingly heals. [/b] "I think I'm done. That was a good fight."
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It was. If you don't like disgusting stuff, I'd suggest to look away. *Mortar stabs himself, killing himself*
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[i]That's 41! [/i] "41?" [i]41 times he died.[/i]
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*Mortar begins to cough, then spews out his insides in a very nauseous manner. When they are all out, they become erect* And that's just in the past 35 years or so
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"So you do that everytime you die?" [i]Yup.[/i]
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Yup. *Skin and clothes crawl from his back, and he is finally identifiable as Mortar* Good fight there.
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"You too." [b]Kross pulls his sword out of the ground and sheathes them. He then reaches for a handshake.[/b]
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*shakes it* Congrats man
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"Thank you." [i]Come on. I'll show you around. See ya Mortar![/i] "Adios Mortaro!"
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No problem. AND IT'S MORTERO... [spoiler]When you go so far as to Google translate it[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Did you really? xD [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]that's how little I have going on right now [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol xD [/spoiler]
