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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/18/2016 7:50:28 PM
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"THE GUY WHO RAN THE GUY WHO GOT KICKED YOU ASS"
[b]gloriously blasts your head off
You respawn in the dojo
Sanic: 1 Sketch: 0[/b]
English
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*you get hit in the face with a smoke grenade and suddenly you are surrounded in a cloud of smoke.*
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[b]the cloud clears and you suddenly don't see him anymore[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/18/2016 8:04:16 PM[spoiler]I never said the cloud would clear.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]they always do at some point [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yes, but not immediately. What's the point of it surrounding you in smoke if it only does it for a split second? Let's just act like the smoke is still there.[/spoiler]
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[b]Nothing detects him He isn't there in the smoke that his highness can't act like you can't skip time [/b]
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*He doesn't appear from the smoke.* (I didn't quite understand that second line...)
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[b]A Valkyrie rocket whizzes into the air, the sensors on it finding you and he manually controls it to hit you in the face [/b]
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*A blast of air hits it in the side, knocking it off course.*
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[b]it corrects is elf before repeating the process[/b]
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*It gets knocked off course again, this time flying into the ground a few feet away from you.*
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[b]He just disarms it and looks through his guns[/b] "Oooh, thundergun!" [b]He picks up Thor's mighty cannon and rushes over the walls of the dojo and onto your face [/b]
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"Ahem." *He steps back into the Dojo from the outside and he is holding a sword. He swings his sword and you get hit right in the chest with a burst of air, causing you to go flying backwards into a tree.*
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"Oi, Fukboi!" [b]He fires two shots, throwing you so far team rocket got a new record for blasting off[/b]
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*He blocks them, although they still push him back about 40 feet.*
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[b]He grabs a ray gun and blasts at you, you can't dodge microwaves and plasma hurtling at you at about 500 mph[/b]
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"Gaaaah!" *He falls to the ground but then gets back up. He swings his sword up, sending you flying into the air. He then swings it back down causing you to hurtle back into the ground.*
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"Damn man, I came here to break you and the 4th wall" [b]He raises his hand and start to force choke you[/b]
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*He tosses his sword into the air and the blade turns towards you and it suddenly shoots towards you at astonishing speed.* (It's going at least 400 miles per hour. If it stabs you you are going to go flying as well.)
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[b]With my other hand o stop it by summoning Donald trump and using his body ((now corpse)) as a meatshield[/b]
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"Are we just stopping this? You literally just pulled Donald trump out of nowhere."
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[b]Beats you to death with trump corpse[/b] [b]You respawn at your box[/b] Me: 2 you: 0
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/19/2016 3:40:28 AM*As you attempt to beat him to death with the corpse, he tears the head off with his claws and bashes you to pieces with it.*
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[b]You can't do shit as I'm force choking you Rips your dick off and force-feeds it back to you while forcing you to listen to Justin Beiber[/b]
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Okay, that's it. I'm out. Too much. Nope. Bye.
