originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*Zane notices Jared's fight with Sketch, noting the bullshit and getting pissed*
*Zane teleports right behind Jared, kicking the back of his knees and stabbing him with his Gunblade in the back and removing it. Blood gushes from the wound, and he reaches and grabs one of Jared's lungs*
"You should have stayed dead, don't come back."
*He rips out Jared's lungs, throwing it on the ground and stomping on it. He them reaches for his heart, but doesn't find anything.
"Huh, I'm not surprised."
*He draws his .44, loading incendiary rounds and firing, setting Jared on fire. As he screams in pain Zane smiles. He slashes the arms and legs off of Jared. Laughing as blood gushes from the wounds. As the life drains from Jared, Zane wipes the blood off his blade, walking off.*
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*Mortar walks up, clearly not intimidated* This happens all the time
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[u]Po starts to t-bag the corpse while saying[/u] "Dip Dip Potato Chip" [u]He then drags the corpse into a pentagram, activating the symbol. The corpse is absorbed into a fiery portal, but is promptly spat back out. Suddenly, a deep voice speaks. [/u] "Po, watchu doin? Even I don't want this piece of shit." Well, I thought it would be to your liking, my lord lucifer... "Are you kidding? There are things that even I wouldn't touch, and this is one of them. Go burn it or something, just keep it away from me." [u]Po sits there confused, not entirely sure what to do.[/u] Does anybody know a god thats standards are lower than Lucifer's? I need to get rid of this trash...
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[i]Smough might want it.[/i] [b]YES. GIVE IT. NOW.[/b]
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[u]Po shoves the now t-bagged and burning corpse, pushing it with a stick.[/u] Go eat it or something, I don't want this anymore.
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[b]Nonono. I won't eat this.[/b] ~Throws it up and slams the body out of the Dojo like a baseball~ [b]HOME RUN![/b] [i]What's that?[/i] [b]Nothing.[/b]
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[u]Po laugh, then cries.[/u] You know I have to get that now, right? I need something to properly dispose of it, not for it to be tucked under the bed. metaphorically, of course.
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~You see Ornstein returning with it~ [i]God, this thing stinks.[/i] ~He throws it at Smough's feet~ [b]What?[/b]
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Edited by Pofeh: 5/19/2016 12:05:12 PM[u]Po grabs the body, zipping it into a body bag.[/u] I'm used to smelling bad things and dealing with mangled bodies, but this thing disgusts me.
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[i]Yeah...[/i]
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[i]Sweet mother of God, Zane...[/i] [b]Good job![/b] ~Smough laughed and tries to give you a fist bump~
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*He goes flying back*
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[i]Damnit Smough...[/i]
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*He smashes against a wall, creating a crater* "Owwww....."
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[i]Oh no...[/i] [b]What? I gave him a...oh.[/b] ~Ornstein runs over to help you up. Smough is standing in the back, scratching his helm~
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*He coughs, clutching his chest* "I think my ribs are broken...."
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[i]Crap... See? This is what happens when you...[/i] [b]When I what?[/b] [i]Just shut up and get a doctor![/i]
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"Il be good in a second....." *He takes out a potion, drinking it. You hear a popping sound* "Oh that hurts..."
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[i]And I though what I did was scary. Huh.[/i]
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*He gets up, popping his back* "Your brother has one hell of a punch...."
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[i]Thats what happens when you're somewhat of a giant...[/i] [b]I'm not a giant. Have you seen a [u]giant?[/u][/b] [i]I'm looking at one, aren't I?[/i] ~Smough stomps away~
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Edited by XxZANExX13: 5/19/2016 9:40:28 PM*He laughs a bit* "So anyway, what happened with that Nameless King?"
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[i]That guy? Mortar said that he's taking care of him...[/i]
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Edited by Doos: 5/19/2016 12:19:14 PM*Maya walks to the corpse and stares at the mass of pulp, guts, blood, and bone splinters. She stays there glaring at the pile for a looong while* [b]I told you to leave Sketch alone. Originally it was just me. And then you angered the whole dojo. What did you expect to happen?[/b] *Maya starts smiling an extremely creepy smirk before gathering a tuft of hair and a tendon before she leaves the execution site*
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>sketch or Jared?
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I left out a word >.< [alone]