originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[u]Po starts to t-bag the corpse while saying[/u]
"Dip Dip Potato Chip"
[u]He then drags the corpse into a pentagram, activating the symbol. The corpse is absorbed into a fiery portal, but is promptly spat back out. Suddenly, a deep voice speaks. [/u]
"Po, watchu doin? Even I don't want this piece of shit."
Well, I thought it would be to your liking, my lord lucifer...
"Are you kidding? There are things that even I wouldn't touch, and this is one of them. Go burn it or something, just keep it away from me."
[u]Po sits there confused, not entirely sure what to do.[/u]
Does anybody know a god thats standards are lower than Lucifer's? I need to get rid of this trash...
English
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[i]Smough might want it.[/i] [b]YES. GIVE IT. NOW.[/b]
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[u]Po shoves the now t-bagged and burning corpse, pushing it with a stick.[/u] Go eat it or something, I don't want this anymore.
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[b]Nonono. I won't eat this.[/b] ~Throws it up and slams the body out of the Dojo like a baseball~ [b]HOME RUN![/b] [i]What's that?[/i] [b]Nothing.[/b]
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[u]Po laugh, then cries.[/u] You know I have to get that now, right? I need something to properly dispose of it, not for it to be tucked under the bed. metaphorically, of course.
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~You see Ornstein returning with it~ [i]God, this thing stinks.[/i] ~He throws it at Smough's feet~ [b]What?[/b]
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Edited by Pofeh: 5/19/2016 12:05:12 PM[u]Po grabs the body, zipping it into a body bag.[/u] I'm used to smelling bad things and dealing with mangled bodies, but this thing disgusts me.
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[i]Yeah...[/i]