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Edited by bastage: 5/21/2016 2:19:48 PM
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I have a childhood story for y'all

>Be me aged 12, living with an abusive auntie and uncle >We lived on an old farm, open fields and no animals >My uncle goes off one day and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Says it bred with some old guys prized stallion >Auntie loves it for some reason because it's muddy and names it dirty, she was crazy like that >I liked being a countryside boy, open fields and riding horses >They turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding this horse we will beat the living shit out of you" >They meant it, they've done it before >scared shitless >Few days later I'm playing in the fields with an old tractor tire >Dirty is eating grass next to me >Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside tire >Tire starts rolling (Field wasn't flat) >Can't stop >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin' >They hatin' >Patrolling >Trying to catch me ridin' dirty

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