The Witcher 3:
1 hour: WOW! Look at all these beautiful vistas and cool creatures!
40 hours: GAH! Another 20 -blam!-ing iron shortswords! Well, at least i can sell them and get a ton of cash.
MGSV:
1 hour: Damn, that intro was amazing! I can't wait to ninja my way around Afgan and kill some commies!
40 hours: Only an A+! I need A++ and S ranking soldiers! Gotta get my heroism up some more....
Rainbow 6:
1 hour: Look at all these cool maps and characters! I can't wait to get and see all of them!
40 hours: Presidential Plane again! This is like the 5th time in the last 10 matches!
Destiny:
1 hour: I can't wait to see the world and experience cool new things!
40 hours: Bungo plz nerf, bungo don't nerf, PoE 2 hard 4 me, waahhhh
[spoiler]I didn't actually do that.[/spoiler]
Any Battlefield game:
1 hour: That match was so cool! I wonder what map I'll get next.
40 hours: Alright, I just gotta get 10 more kills for this silencer and i can go back to running around shanking people to death.
Star Wars Battlefront EA:
1 hour: That match was so cool!
40 hours: Just kidding, no one plays more than 5 hours of this piece of trash.
Post yours!
Edit: Holy shit! I'm trending for once in my life! MOM! GET THE CAMERA!
[spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Borderlands: Hour 1 - What do the colors mean? Hour 40 - Stupid crawmerax! Die! Borderlands 2: Hour 1 - These skill trees are cool. Hour 40 - Finally beat main campaign and side missions. Haven't even started dlc. Borderlands TPS: Hour 1 - Is this dlc for Borderlands 2? Hour 40 - No. It's shorter than dlc for Borderlands 2.
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Edited by H6LO: 5/25/2016 10:11:46 PM1 hr: Start a Match 40 hr: One More Turn...
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Destiny: 1 Hour: How do I get an exotic? 40 Hours: How do I get an exotic?
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Gta V 1 hour: I think im going to play some multiplayer! 40 hour: Finally, I loaded in !
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Doom 5 minutes: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE 1 hour: HELL YA. COME AT ME FGT! 10 hours: COME HERE BARONS! I NEED A BITCH TO BONE RIGHT NOW. 20 hours: EVERYTHING IS MY BITCH! JUST KILL YOURSELVES DEMONS, IT WILL SAVE ME THE TIME!
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The Division Hour 1- Wow! This is fun I can't wait for the end game and incursions! Hour 40- Dafuq is this...
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Edited by The Researcher: 5/29/2016 10:53:59 AMMy experience with undertale: 1 hour: these skeletons are cool! Oh look! A small town! 40 hours: I'mma kill Sans over and over to see what he says! My experience with blops 3: 1 hour: this game sucks 40 hours: jk I didn't play it for longer than an hour biggest waste of money lol My experience with Overwatch: 1 hour: f**k this bastion dude! 40 hours: Bastion? Ayy lmao genji! Skyrim 1 hour: this is pretty cool 40 hours: which mod should I get today?
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Call of Duty: Black Ops III: 1 Hour: I really like the customization and gameplay! 40 Hours: OMG! HE'S CAMPING WITH A VMP WITH RAPID FIRE! I CAN'T DO THIS I QUIT! Oh I got I kill- I GOT KILLED AGAIN BY A HEADGLITCHER, NO SKILL POS!
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TF2: 1 hour ((most people, not me))......what the hell is going on? 40 hours .....I still have no -blam!-ing clue what is happening
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CoD Black Ops 2 1 hour: What weapons do I use? 40 hours: *only uses dsr 50 m8a1 msmc and an94* *loses after going 33-14* Another one.
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Edited by Sir Maximoose: 5/29/2016 1:34:43 AMGame Dev Tycoon 1 hour: Nice! I got 300k in sales for that game! I'm doing really well! 40 hours: I only made 100m from that game? What is this shit? That's my experience anyway. Also, does anyone have any tips on how to effectively run an MMO? Is there a specific point where I should just take it off the market, or do I just keep releasing expansion after expansion?
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Warframe 1 hour: Wow! Look at all these weapons and gear I can make! And there's so many worlds to explore and enemies to kill! 40 hours: Why the -blam!- does everything in this game need do many -blam!-ing plastids!? Why are there so many goddamn enemies everywhere!?
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Kerbal Space Program 1 Hour: Everything keeps exploding and I don't know why. 40 Hours: Things explode less frequently and I know why.
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Bloodborne: 1 hour in: "Oh no! I lost 4000 echoes!" 40 hours in: "It was only 100k echoes, no big deal" This is speaking from personal experience.
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Halo 5 1 hour in: Wow! That opening cutscene was so cool! I can't wait to see where this story goes! 6-8 hours in: What the -blam!- did I just play? Fallout 4 1 hour in: Okay, I need to pick up everything for crafting 40 hours in: *only ever picks up duct tape and Wonderglue* CoD Ghosts: 0 hours in: Another CoD game? *sigh* It's not like I have anything better to do 6-8 hours in: THAT'S IT. I AM SO -blam!-ING DONE WITH THIS FRANCHISE. *never buys another CoD game*
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Red Faction: Guerrilla Hour 1: This game is awesome! Kill all the people, [b]DESTROY [i]ALL[/i] THE THINGS!!![/b] Hour 40: I destroyed everything now there is nothing left to break. Why the -blam!- is the reconstructor not in the campaign? Multiplayer is great original fun though. [Prototype] Hour 1: Meh Hour 40: I can lead a one man massacre against the military! Mass Effect Hours 1: I like this game so far Hour 60: I am a biotic god!* [spoiler]*terms and conditions subject to class. This applies more so to ME 1 and 3.[/spoiler]
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Edited by ZDragonLord X: 5/22/2016 7:49:11 PMHalo Wars 1 hour: This game is fairly good, and I'm getting pretty good at it! 40 hours: Cleared campaign, good at multiplayer. Let's try legendary private match... OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! *loses in under 5 minutes*
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Skyrim 1 - hmm I'm not too sure about this game 40 - this game is fun Battlefield 4 1 - sigh well this one isn't as good as 3 40 - are you seriously trying to snipe me from down there? eat my frag rounds mother f&$kers Fallout 4 1 - this game feels like a modded NV 40 - this game is basically a modded NV ESO 1 - wait they seriously cut that line? sigh just that line alone made Molag Bal for me 40 - hmm this Khajiit thinks that... she should gore your f'ing eyes out GTA5 (X1) 1 - looks like I have to start my online character again 40 - taste this *realizes I don't have the weapons I have on PS4, proceeds to die then swears like mad* STO 1 - I hope there is a lot to do 40 - why is there so much to do
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Edited by Riven of a Thousand Gecs: 5/24/2016 12:22:29 AM[quote]The Witcher 3: 1 hour: WOW! Look at all these beautiful vistas and cool creatures! 40 hours: WOW! Look at all these beautiful vistas and cool creatures![/quote] Seriously, the only other game that I've played that has come close to creating such a beautiful world is Uncharted 2. I'm almost 40 hrs in and I'm still taking screenshots of sunsets and dark forests.
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FFX 1 hour This story is AMAZING another easy boss fight. 40 hours -blam!- of Seymour let me get to Zanarkand
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Halo Reach 1 hour: wow this game is awsome best graphics yet 40 hours: this game sucks I'm gonna return it. [spoiler]what people thought when it first came out[/spoiler]
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Dark Souls 3 1 hour: oh shit, I died .. well time to get my souls back. 40 hours: what the fu[b][/b]ck, I still can't beat this bitch ass crab?!
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Borderlands 2 Hour 1: My god, so many guns! I can't choose which to use! Hour 40: My god, another Explicit Harold? Time to murder Savage Lee another 12 times to get that Double Penetrating...
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Edited by DecidingReaper: 5/24/2016 12:27:02 AMDark Souls 3 1 hour: dude the visuals are so awesome and the swordplay is smooth is butter. I can't believe how great this game is 40 hours: GAH I keep losing frames! Why Dancer? Just why? Let's see if this message is of any use. "Hard enemy ahead therefore try finger but hole". *collapse* *edit* 125 hours: I have literally beaten the incest twins 6 times already, this should not be that hard. *walks into fog door and gets 2 hit* Alright I'll just leave this quick message. "I can't take this"
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Gotta admit that starwars one made me giggle. So glad I didn't buy that.
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Edited by DarkLordBacon: 5/26/2016 5:22:29 AMBlack Ops 3 1 Hour: What's the Iron Jim? Whatever, i'm just going to grind for cryptokeys. 40 Hours: I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THE DLC EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE IT?!? SCREW THIS, I'M GETTING OVERWATCH.