One method is very apparent on these forums. And that is 'self-bumping'.
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To self-bump is to reply to ones own post in order for it to be seen by others. I find it to be rather effective.
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Another, more invasive, method of receiving attention is to post the link to your post in others posts. Effectively, you are stealing their spotlight.
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I however am usually above this, as everyone deserves at least a little bit of love
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So here I am, self-bumping so my post doesn't slip between the "Nerf ____" posts and gets literally zero attention.
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On a side note, I just ate the most scrumptious cinnamon roll. 'Twas very nice.
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Also, it's one of the few sunny days in the Scottish calendar year! Clear, blue skies are so rare around here.
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Back on track, the technique I've been instructing you on, readers, seems to be working rather nicely.
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Oh, and did you know -I find this to be rather startling- that Humpty Dumpty was never called an egg throughout his entire story! So what really splattered on the floor? Hmm..?
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Let me think of potential things that can splatter.
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A balloon of paint? No, that's inanimate.
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What about... Oh, a snail from a great height? That's reasonable, isn't it?