Also, it's one of the few sunny days in the Scottish calendar year! Clear, blue skies are so rare around here.
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Back on track, the technique I've been instructing you on, readers, seems to be working rather nicely.
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Oh, and did you know -I find this to be rather startling- that Humpty Dumpty was never called an egg throughout his entire story! So what really splattered on the floor? Hmm..?
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Let me think of potential things that can splatter.
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A balloon of paint? No, that's inanimate.
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What about... Oh, a snail from a great height? That's reasonable, isn't it?