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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/24/2016 2:09:01 AM
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~Smough stares at you. Then he kicks you in the chest. The impact launches you back into a wall~
[b]This could actually be fun.[/b]
~He draws his massive hammer and charges forward~
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*He looks you right in the eye as he pulls out some sort of remote control and hits a button. You hear what sounds like an aircraft approaching behind you.*
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[b][Sigh] Oh no. A plane.[/b] ~Smough charges faster at you, swinging his hammer upward, sending a massive wave of stone and rock at you~
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*A missile hits the ground in between you two as Sketch staggers out of the way of the rock.*
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[b]No such thing as overkill, I guess.[/b] ~Looks back at the plane, and tears multiple chunks out of the ground, throwing them at it~
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*The small plane is hovering about 30 feet off the ground. Strategically placed nozzles propel it to the left and then steady it again. you notice a very large gun on the front and three other missiles.* "Will shoot..."
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[b]...To kill?[/b] ~Smough stares at the plane~ [b]Please. Go on.[/b]
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*It suddenly dips down to only one foot off the ground, flies past you, knocking you over and stops next to Sketch. The cockpit opens.*
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[b]Not TODAY!![/b] ~Smough gets up and throws his hammer at the plane~
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*Sketch is halfway into the plane when it moves to dodge. He falls into the cockpit and the airplane flies away.*
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[b]I thought this was a FIGHT![/b] ~Smough picks up his hammer~ [b]FIGHT ME, YOU COWARDLY ANIMAL!![/b]
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*The airplane spins around and fires fires its cannon, spraying you with bullets.*
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~Smough literally walks through the bullets without difficulty. It seems that his armor can withstand that much...~ [b]YOU'LL RUN OUT OF BULLETS EVENTUALLY![/b]
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*You notice it has [i]The Solution[/i] printed on the side as it fires another missile at you.*
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*Mortar watches all of this* No way can a drunk guy do this.
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[spoiler]The VTOL is still in defender mode. Sketch isn't driving. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler]
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~Smough moves to his right as the missile zooms by and blows up a wall~
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*The VTOL lands and Sketch gets back out, looking completely sober.* "Hah! The power of nonsense strikes once again! Insta-sober!"
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[b]Was wondering how you didn't kill yourself...[/b]
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*He summons his sword.* "EN GARDE!!!"
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[b]Finally.[/b] ~The massive knight stomps the ground, and causes a tremor~
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"Careful tubby, you may cause an earthquake."
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[b]You know insults too? Ornstein treats his pets well...[/b] [spoiler]I think I crossed a line.[/spoiler]
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"I am not a pet! If the animal can talk and is probably more intelligent than the owner then it turns into slavery! And I know I have free will!"
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[b]At least he's educated...[/b] ~Smough moves forward to you~
