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5/24/2016 5:56:15 AM
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A Hunter showed up on my porch. What do?
A hunter just showed up on my porch. Its a purple tiny thing. I've fed it some cheese and wine. I cant take it in because we have too many guardians. No fireteam has come looking for it. Any suggestions?
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Pay him for the pizza.
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Cut off his balls, legs, arms, and scream in his ears until he goes death. Then, rip his eyeballs out and throw him into a fire ant hill.
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It's funny you gave the hunter wine
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1 ReplyYou steal someone else's post and use it as a different version of your own, that's what you do.
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Eat dat booty
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1 ReplySo what you are saying is you cheesed stuff and whined... expecting him to just accept it as okay? You probably didn't have teams looking for him because you sound like a cry baby and they stay clear of your house
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Find a family of fallen The circle of life will take care of the rest
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Kill it before it cries nerf
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5 RepliesBurn it with viking funeral.
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1 ReplyHold the door.
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1 ReplyPut it on a weight gain program and send it to the nearest Titan academy. We've re-trained hunters before.
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1 ReplyThrow him into the woods where he belongs. He'll live with the wolves.
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Sweep it off and use a hose to wash down the porch
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7 RepliesWhy the -blam!- are there like 15 of these useless posts all from different OPs today?
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1 Replykill the hunter accept only titans. titan master class
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1 ReplyI forgot it was porch day.
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2 RepliesYou snipe it with your melee.
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1 ReplyStupid porch monkey
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1 ReplyTake it out back to... "gaze at the stars"
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1 ReplyI will give #Destiny a small amount of credit for participating in Porch Day.
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1 ReplyP O R C H D A Y
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1 ReplyPictures or it didn't happen.
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2 RepliesDid he keep talking about how good his cloak looks? How about his shader?
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1 ReplyJust point your shotgun at him and he'll shadestep away.
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1 ReplyYou wouldn't believe my luck! I found a vex timelord on mine!
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1 ReplySTOP PLEAZ YOUR A DESTICLE
