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5/25/2016 12:53:26 AM
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[b][i]Bloodwrath Superhighway[/i][/b]
[i] A single motorcycle moves at incredible speeds down dorsal highway, a vehicle route from port to starboard of the vast starship. The motorcycle is driven by none other than Edmond Glass, his black helmet sporting devil horns and a strange reference to an ancient music known as rock and roll.
Edmond reaches the General Quarters, or GQ section of the ship and passes through a security checkpoint.
"We're going to need to search your backpack, sir" says one of the imperial guard, approaching Edmond.
"I'd rather you didn't..." Says Edmond as he tosses the guard a heavy sack of gold.
"There's more where that came from if you can manage to keep your mouth shut and get me through without interruption." Finishes Edmond with a smile.
The guard escorts Edmond through, motorcycle and all.
"Thanks!" Says Edmond as he guns the throttle, popping a wheeley as he speeds away like a madman.
[b]The guard examines the gold.....
It's all fake.
"GUARDS!!!" Yells the imperial officer as his troops mobilize and give chase.[/b] [/i]
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"Edmund there's been a change in plans," whispers a familiar voice. "Where can we meet? this is dragonfruit."
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[b][i]Edmond smiles. "There's an abandoned fuel station nearby, I've got a stash there. Meet me in 20." Says Edmond over VOX [/i][/b]
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Edited by DGC LemanRuss: 5/25/2016 2:50:02 AM"Make it 10. We have a situation." The vox clicks off. Off in the distance an unmarked flying craft shoots off towards the station.
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[b][i]Edmond arrives in 11 minutes. He gets off his bike and enters the fuel station. "Hello??"[/i][/b]
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"Your late." Mouth says as he come out munching on a dragon fruit. On his hip is a dark colored katana like like blade with etched carvings down its length. "Never mind that. Brim and Leo are as good as dead and there is a pissed of Khornite Prince that took residence at that entrance of the quarantine."
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[b][i]Edmond scratches his head. "You say that like its a bad thing?" He says, eyeing the fruit in your hand. "You know that lowers your sperm count, right?"[/i][/b]
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"Edmund... it's Karnis"
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[b][i]He coughs, chewing gum catching in his throat. Edmond makes the universal choking sign and begins to turn blue. His eyes are bulging.[/i][/b]
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"For the love of..." Mouth punches him as hard as he can in the gut to dislodge the gum. "This is NOT the time for this grox crap."
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[b][i]The gum shoots out of his mouth while he farts simultaneously, dropping to the floor on his knees. "Are you fuking kidding me????" Shouts Edmond as he coughs loudly and checks his pants for shit stains.[/i][/b]
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"Well if you would learn how to eat like a normal fragging human I wouldn't have had to do that." Mouth grabs Edmund by the arm and drags him to his feet before resting his arm on the sword at his hip. "I would suggest opening up some of your toys and seeing if yoy have something to fight with stashed away."
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[b][i]"Ah.. Right.." Says Edmond as he starts looking around. "Let's see..." He says as he opens a hidden cabinet. "Drugs..." He opens another. "More drugs..." Another. "Vintage alcohol.." He opens a light fixture and pulls a string. "Is this skooma?!!??" He pauses a second. He opens a safe in a wall. "Drugs..." Edmond looks puzzled. "Well... At least we don't have to die sober.." He says with a sheepish look.[/i][/b]
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[b]His fun was cut short sadly, when something struck the front tire of the motorcycle The sudden halt, making him fly forward and into the ground, was enough to make a normal man fall unconscious As he looked up, an orange and red figure was seen walking up to him, grabbing him by his neck and then lifting him into the air Instead of the normal, buff steroid munching Space Marine, he was greeted by a woman's voice[/b] [i]"You've got some serious nerve, asshole"[/i] [b]She growled, squeezing his neck, then allowing him to speak [/b]
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[b][i]Edmond gasps for breath. "What do I owe you money???" He asks, squirming like a salted slug. A sack of fake gold spills into the ground.[/i][/b]
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[i]"I wish, but you do owe an explanation"[/i] [b]She squeezed again, making him wheeze as she stands there with him, Astartes closing in on their position[/b]
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[b][i]Edmond says something, but it's too quiet for you to hear so you bring him closer to your ear. "You look fat in your armor..." He whispers with a wry smile, giggling like an idiot. A nearby group of space marines begin laughing hysterically, their super human hearing picking up his words easily. [/i][/b]
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[b]She raises him higher, then slams him into the ground The sudden force stuns him, as she keeps her hand on his neck[/b] [i]"Keep it up, funny boy I've got all day..."[/i]
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[b][i]Edmond coughs up blood. "Okay okay, I'll tell you what you need to know, now unhand me, gargantuan woman!!" The Astartes laugh harder, one of them falls over, scraping his armor across the ferrocrete highway. [/i][/b]
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[b]She tightens her grip again, throwing her free arm back to point at the Astartes[/b] [i]"Shit the hell up, or you're next!"[/i] [b]She turns back to him[/b] [i]"Now talk!"[/i]
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[b][i]"I was delivering a message... Karnis has returned." Says Edmond between gasps. "I was in a hurry because I need to deliver that message but the truth is I really need to take a poop!!" You smell that he is telling the truth.[/i][/b]
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[b]She picks him up again, throwing him towards the Astartes[/b] [i]"You assholes, take him to a jail cell I'm going to find whoever is in charge"[/i]
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[b][i]The guards go to take him but he slips their grip and starts to run away. "Nobody catches Eddy Gla-" starts Edmond as he trips over a loose boot lace and falls down.[/i][/b]
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[b]She pulls her sidearm, shooting him in his leg after he fell[/b] [i]"Yeah, try and escape now"[/i] [b]She watches as they shackle him, and lead him off, as she heads for the central command center[/b]
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[b][i]Edmond shouts at you over his shoulder. "You haven't seen the last of me!!!" The legionnaires slam the door behind him.[/i][/b]
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Edited by Sardonyx: 5/25/2016 3:59:21 AM[b]She growls, mumbling under her breath[/b] [i]"Yeah, havnt seen the last of me either..."[/i] [b]She continues on, the short trip taking about 10 minutes to be command deck, as she walks inside, heading for the central control room, hoping to find Libreous[/b]
