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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Weeaboo Of War:
5/25/2016 1:23:04 AM
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~The two are still yelling~
[b]WHY DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THE PATIO IN THE FIRST PLACE?![/b]
[i]BECAUSE I WAS BUSY...[/i]
~Ornstein notices the sword~
[i]Hey, is that a-[/i]
[b]TALK, DAMNIT!!![/b]
English
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*He gets ready to jump* "No fighting."
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[b]FINE!!![/b] ~Smough slumps over to the patio. It creaks a little bit. Ornstein joins him~
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"Now, what can I get you?"
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[b]Can I get a menu, please?[/b] ~Smough starts talking more politely. Ornstein mocks him~
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*He hands you a menu*
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[b]Hmm... That looks good...Mmm...[/b] [i]You sound like Seigmeyer...[/i] [b]Thanks. Can I get a large cup of coffee? Like, a large one. No jokes.[/b]
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"Alright, one mega coffee. And for you smough?"
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(Other way around. Ornstein is [i][/i], Smough is [b][/b].)
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[spoiler]Noted[/spoiler]
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(Thanks) [i]I'm fine, thanks...[/i]
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"Alright." *He walks back in, returning shorty with a giant mug of coffee*
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[b]Thank you.[/b] ~Smough starts chugging it~ [b]See? All I needed was some coffee.[/b] [i]You wanted to start a protest...[/i] [b]Lies.[/b]
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^He laughs, sheathing The Faron Greatsword*
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[b]Orn right here? He's a down-right liar sometimes.[/b] [i]Shut up.[/i] [b]Sounds like you need coffee too.[/b] [i]I need something to make me forget what just happened. [/i] [b]I could punch you...[/b] [i]For the love of Gwyn...[/i] [b]Hahaha.[/b]
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*He sits down, listening*
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[i]You're practically ruining my reputation as a dragonslaying knight, Smough...With these unnecessary outbursts.[/i] [b]And you? You've left me in the cathedral to rot, while you were looking for your boyfriend, the "Nameless King"...[/b]
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*He cuts in* "Hey now, that's unnecessary. Sometimes you have to go out and find answers."
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[b]I know. But still...[/b] [i]But still what?[/i] [b]Nevermind.[/b]
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"No no, say what's on your mind."
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[b]I don't appreciate you're sudden abandonment of your duty...[/b] [i]And I don't appreciate your bursts of violence that usually end with people dead...[/i] [b]It was one time...[/b] [i]Multiple times.[/i] [b]They were all criminals...[/b] [i]And?[/i] [b]They deserved it. Besides, you failed your duty as a knight. Gwyn told you to do one thing, and you do the opposite.[/b] [i]Now THAT was one time.[/i]
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"Now I don't know the whole story, so would one of you please explain?"
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[i]Me and my brother were sent by our lord to a cathedral in the city of gods to protect it from invaders. I may have went out my master during this, and returned years later. Then...we were both killed by s knight. Brought back, now we're Undead. That's it. [/i]
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"So why were you not protecting the cathedral?"
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[i]I had to finish up some unfinished business...[/i] [b][Sigh] I'm going. See you later, Orn.[/b] ~Smough walks off~
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*He sighs* "Well, that could have ended better.."
