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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/25/2016 3:07:22 AM
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[b]Why not crush him? Actually, better idea.[/b]
~Smough reveals a small bone, similar to the one Ornstein once gave you~
[b]Hey buddy. Hold this. Then say "Anor Londo"![/b]
[u]Sure...[/u]
[u]Anor Londo![/u]
~Trump disappears in a flash~
Meanwhile, in another dimension...
[u]AAAAAAAARGH!!![/u]
~Trump is covered in ash and awakens Ina massive, dirty room. There's sludge all around him, and it's containing what looks like bone fragments...
Suddenly, a giant figure rises from the sludge. The upper half of its body is a male human wearing a crown with spikes. He's wearing a torn grey robe, which looks burned and bloodied. The lower half of his body is a literal slug, filled with blood and bone. The monstrosity speaks with a raspy voice~
[b][u]Ahhh...a snack at last...
I am Aldrich...
Devourer of Gods...
And you will serve as nothing but food to me.[/u][/b]
~Aldrich moves slowly toward Trump, who is yelling~
Back in our dimension...
[b]Lets just say that I sent him to...an old friend. Aldrich. He's a Lord of Cinder. Trust me when I say that you won't see Trump again.[/b]
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"Good, good..."
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[b]Yeah, Aldrich is a little creative...[/b]
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"Do I want to know how?"
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[b]Probably not. Aldrich is a cannibal, and actually ate Gwyndolin, who happened to be a god...[/b]
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"Oh, okay... So is Aldrich a god too then?"
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[b]Kinda. He's a Lord of Cinder, to be exact. So he's in the same league as the gods themselves...[/b]
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"Okay."
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[b]Let's just say that you don't want to make him angry.[/b]
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"From the sound of him I don't think I would want to make him angry either."
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[b]Hehe. Our friend that used to be here is probably having fun...[/b] Meanwhile, in Anor Londo! ~Aldrich is gnawing on a torn off arm. There's a little bit of cloth on it, as if the person that the arm belonged to was wearing a suit before he was consumed~
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*Giggles.* "Yeah, I bet he is."
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[b]I hope you noted the sarcasm...[/b]
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"You don't seem to have noticed my sarcasm."
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[b]No, I wanted to see if you noted mine.[/b]
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"I did."
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[b]Good...[/b]
