[b][i]The gum shoots out of his mouth while he farts simultaneously, dropping to the floor on his knees.
"Are you fuking kidding me????" Shouts Edmond as he coughs loudly and checks his pants for shit stains.[/i][/b]
English
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"Well if you would learn how to eat like a normal fragging human I wouldn't have had to do that." Mouth grabs Edmund by the arm and drags him to his feet before resting his arm on the sword at his hip. "I would suggest opening up some of your toys and seeing if yoy have something to fight with stashed away."
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[b][i]"Ah.. Right.." Says Edmond as he starts looking around. "Let's see..." He says as he opens a hidden cabinet. "Drugs..." He opens another. "More drugs..." Another. "Vintage alcohol.." He opens a light fixture and pulls a string. "Is this skooma?!!??" He pauses a second. He opens a safe in a wall. "Drugs..." Edmond looks puzzled. "Well... At least we don't have to die sober.." He says with a sheepish look.[/i][/b]