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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
5/29/2016 3:55:22 AM
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[b]a car rolls past Sketch's box[/b]
[b]it's a small 4 seater and all the windows are rolled down[/b]
[b]Sarah(Asap's character) is driving, Smaug is behind her seat sitting on the window and looking over the roof, Purity(Asap's character) is in the passenger seat looking out of the window, Garth is in the back seat behind the passenger seat looking out of the window, Cabbot(Asap's character) is standing on the car, and Tubbs is grabbing on to a water hose attached to the back and being dragged along[/b]
[b]Smaug has a water gun(normal water gun) shooting the box, Purity has dual wield water guns(pistols) shooting the box, Garth has a water gun(normal water gun) spraying the box, Cabbot is chucking water balloons at the box, and Tubbs is showering the box with his water hose[/b]
[b]a really loud song is being played through the radio[/b]
[b]the song is "F*** the police"[/b]
[b]the car keeps circling the box[/b]
[spoiler]open[/spoiler]
[spoiler]yes, me and Asap planned this and I had permission to include his characters[/spoiler]
English
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LET'S GET HIM!!!! [b]you somehow just realize we all have black ski masks on as a disguise[/b] [b]i grab a water balloon and then open the trunk[/b] Oh yeah. [b]i pull out a water gatlinggun(is that right?)[/b] [b]we all run in but Sarah and Cabbot[/b]
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[spoiler]Gatling gun... There's a space. Also, the doors are supposed to be impossible to open when he locks them but I'll allow you to enter.[/spoiler] *As you enter the box you see Sketch standing behind some sort of huge cardboard turret with a huge hose leading off somewhere.Both his swords have been stabbed into the ground on either side.* "I PLANNED FOR THIS DAY!!!" *An extremely powerful blast of water twice the strength of a fire hose fans out to the height and width of the door, sending all of you flying back out.*
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[b]I use thae pants on all of us to block it[/b] [b]we all run towards you and I jump over the turret and in mid air step on your face and jump off with all my strength[/b]
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*Queues slow motion. As you try to step on his face he grabs your boot and yanks you down.*
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[b]when i'm yanked down my other foot kicks you in the face and we both fall[/b]
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*Suddenly Malik swoops down and drops a net full off pies onto you.*
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[b]que the slower mo[/b] NO!!!!! [b]when he swoops down I start shooting at him[/b] [b]one of the water bullets hits him in the right eye[/b]
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*He shakes his head in midair and drops the pies on you.*
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Pievalanche! [b]they all land on me and i'm crushed under a mountain of pie[/b] [b]not actually dead though[/b] [b]Smaug shoots the bird while everybody else is shooting you[/b]
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*Malik spirals down like an airplane and creates a small explosion when he hits the ground. Sketch pulls out a toilet paper gun and starts shooting all of you with it.*
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[b]Slow mo time again[/b] [b]Smaug starts shooting tp out of the air[/b] [b]TP hits Smaug in the face and makes him fall to the ground[/b] [b]a tooth comes out of his mouth[/b] [b]everyone keeps hitting you with water[/b]
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*He starts to shoot everyone else with TP as well.*
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[b]considering it's a bunch of people shooting you you would be done for already[/b]
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(They're shooting him with water... He likes water. TP on the other hand... When it gets wet it's a weapon of mass annoyance.)
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[b]who cares if it's water though, I got took down by pie[/b] [b]Slow Mo again[/b] [b]Purity shoots TP making it wet[/b] [b]he drops his weapon and catches the TP[/b] FOR THE PRANKPUBLIC!!!!!! [b]he runs and jumps[/b] [b]he unrolls a bit of it[/b] [b]as he is about to hit you he puts the unrolled part in front of your face[/b] [b]it hits you in the face[/b]
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*As it is about to hit him in the face he catches it in his mouth and spits it back out onto Purity.*
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[b]it gets stuck to your mouth[/b] [b]Purity lands on you since he was still in mid-air[/b]
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*He kicks Purity off of him and pulls out a can of shaving cream. He punches a hole in it and it starts spraying shaving cream everywhere.*
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NOOOO- [b]it goes in his mouth[/b]
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"I win!"
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[b]you realize TP, water, shaving cream, and pie is everywhere[/b] [b]Garth runs out and tells them to start the car[/b] [b]everyone runs out while throwing eggs[/b]
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"I have nothing to fear! Life resets after every episode." *He, Malik, Stalker and Dave start laughing and they all pause like that. The credits start rolling.*
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[b]an egg hits you in the balls and you hear the car start driving away and then you hear Tubbs[/b] NICE SHOT CABBOT!
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*He doesn't budge. The credits finish rolling and it goes to commercials.*
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[spoiler]end[/spoiler]
