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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/29/2016 7:21:09 AM
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[b]Garth walks into an alley looking all suspicious and such[/b]
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[b]Hostile inbound.[/b] [i]What is it?[/i] [b]...[/b] [i]Smough?[/i] [b]Oh, uh...an alley.[/b] [i]I mean what the "hostile" is...[/i] [b]Oh. Garth.[/b] [i]Thank you...[/i] ~Ornstein and Smough are practically guarding the Dojo at this point. They notice Garth~
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[b]he walks in the dark alley and you can't see him[/b] [spoiler]that's pretty cool that you're guarding it[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]They used to guard a cathedral in Dark Souls. I've had them guard the Dojo like they did that area. But thanks.[/spoiler] [i]Where's he going?[/i] [b]In an alley...[/b] [i]I mean...Nevermind. Let's go.[/i] ~Ornstein jumps down from one of the walls. Smough is forced to use the stairs. The two brothers get to the alley~ [b]Ok...so we go in?[/b] [i]No, we wait out here.[/i] [b]Shut up.[/b] ~Smough walks in the alley first, with Orn right behind him~
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[b]you see him with Rex(my dog) following him[/b] [b]he pulls out this weird remote and points it at a wall[/b] [b]he presses a button and the wall gets pushed back and stuff comes out of the ground[/b]
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[b]What the...[/b] ~Ornstein is peeking under Smough's arm~ [i]That can't be good. At all.[/i]
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[b]lights appear beside almost everything[/b] [b]they are all colored lights, almost everyone is a different color[/b]
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[b]Oh. A party.[/b] [i]Screw this.[/i] ~Ornstein leaps above Smough and yells~ [i]Stop right there, criminals! I, Ornstein of Anor Londo, have come to deliver justice! Stand down![/i] ~Smough is staring in the back, laughing~
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??? [b]him and Rex looks at you[/b] He for real? [b]he looks at Smough[/b]
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~Smough, in his laughter, shakes his head~ [b]Hell if I know...[/b] [i]STAND DOWN, WRONGDOER!!! NOW![/i]
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Me? Wrongdoer? You stalked me.
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[i]I was tracking you down so that I could prevent your next action, fiend![/i] ~He cackles loudly. Smough sounds like he's crying and laughing at the same time~
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That's still wrong.
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[i]Lies! The people on COPS do it all the time!![/i]
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Well, how is walking to a garage illegal?
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[i]Because it's...[/i] ~He stands there, as if thinking~ [i]Aha! You may try to fool me, cretin. But I am Ornstein! I am no fool! Smough! Search the area![/i] [b]Don't you need a search warrant?[/b] [i]Pfft. What's that?[/i]
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See ya later! [b]he walks in the garage(the room that he made appear)[/b]
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 5/30/2016 2:36:38 AM[i]GET BACK HERE, YOU!![/i] ~Ornstein leaps into the garage~
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Alright. [b]he's in the car I used when messing up Sketch's box[/b] [b]the headlights turn on and blinds you[/b] [b]he runs you over[/b]
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[i]ARGH!![/i] ~Ornstein stops the car with his bare hands~ [i]SMOUGH!! HELP ME DAMNIT!![/i] ~Smough is laughing manically in the back~
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Ayyyyy. What's a matta? [b]he pushes down on the gas pedal as much as he can[/b]
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[i]SMOOOOUUUGH!!!![/i] ~The massive man finally starts helping and pushes the car back into the garage~ [b]Now now...[/b]
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Tell him to leave me alone Smough.
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[b]Leave him alone, Ornstein.[/b] [i]He's a criminal! YOUR a criminal for helping him![/i] [b]Now now...[/b] ~Smough picks Ornstein up~ [i]PUT ME DOWN![/i] [b]See ya![/b] ~Smough walks off, carrying Ornstein with him~
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Thanks!
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[b]No problem.[/b]
