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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/29/2016 11:14:20 AM
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Interesting. I'm pretty sure Lego has a gun shack, and I have a tattoo place in the mountains that makes you never lose your weapons.
*Mortar pulls at the back of his collar to reveal a tattoo of his dark blue katana/broadsword*
This... this saved my life many times
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Thats cool can i get one Mr.Mortar
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Yea, just get your weapon and go up there. *He points to a small building etched into the mountains*
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"Alright" *Ryantames buys a Scout Rifle and a Auto Rifle alongwith a set of armour and sets off onto his journey to the mountains.
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I'll see ya there. *Mortar dissolves into the ground*
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"Woah" Alright i get on my vehicle and drive over to the mountains... 1 hour Later... "OMG do I really have to climb the side of this mountain to get up there?"
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*Mortar forms on the side of the mountain* Yup... sorry I didn't make it easier. Hasn't been a problem for me though. *He dissolves into the ground again*
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"Oh Well..." 20 Minutes Later... "Ughh he really needs to make a drive way up the side"
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*Mortar forms next to you* Sorry if this is hard, but many people do it with ease here, it's taken many people almost half this time...
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"That's great I'm a noob but it's ok" *The two of them head towards the small building and head inside*
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*Mortar is already inside when you open the door* Alright, just the rifles?
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"Ah, well uh, no I got this um melee thing, here" *You take it out and show it to him*
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[spoiler]Like a sword, or...[/spoiler] Alright, shoulder blades or palm?
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"Yeah it is but it glows sort've, and palms please"
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Alright, follow me. *Mortar enters a dark room with a dentist's chair in the middle*
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Edited by Ryantames: 5/29/2016 12:13:48 PM*I sit down in the chair* "So uh how exactly does this work?"
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Just tell me which palm is your dominant one, then I use this special tattoo needle on you, it allows your weapon to be genetically connected to you
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"Hmm... Sounds interesting, my dominant one is my right"
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Alright then. *He pulls up a table* I'm going to ask you to put your arm here.
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"Ok" *You move your arm on to the table shaking a bit wondering if it will hurt*
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Please stop shaking, it's not going to hurt. *Mortar preps the needle* Well, Maybe a little
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Edited by Ryantames: 5/29/2016 1:51:06 PM"Oh god... , Alright I'm ready" *He starts to use the needle*
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*you feel the needle dance around your palm for about twenty minutes, then it's done* Alright, that's done
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Thank you sir it seems I haven't officially joined the dojo yet
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Yea, I noticed. Well, try it out.
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Yeah I will
