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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/29/2016 2:35:33 PM
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[spoiler]Gatling gun... There's a space. Also, the doors are supposed to be impossible to open when he locks them but I'll allow you to enter.[/spoiler]
*As you enter the box you see Sketch standing behind some sort of huge cardboard turret with a huge hose leading off somewhere.Both his swords have been stabbed into the ground on either side.*
"I PLANNED FOR THIS DAY!!!"
*An extremely powerful blast of water twice the strength of a fire hose fans out to the height and width of the door, sending all of you flying back out.*
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[b]I use thae pants on all of us to block it[/b] [b]we all run towards you and I jump over the turret and in mid air step on your face and jump off with all my strength[/b]
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*Queues slow motion. As you try to step on his face he grabs your boot and yanks you down.*
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[b]when i'm yanked down my other foot kicks you in the face and we both fall[/b]
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*Suddenly Malik swoops down and drops a net full off pies onto you.*
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[b]que the slower mo[/b] NO!!!!! [b]when he swoops down I start shooting at him[/b] [b]one of the water bullets hits him in the right eye[/b]
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*He shakes his head in midair and drops the pies on you.*
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Pievalanche! [b]they all land on me and i'm crushed under a mountain of pie[/b] [b]not actually dead though[/b] [b]Smaug shoots the bird while everybody else is shooting you[/b]
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*Malik spirals down like an airplane and creates a small explosion when he hits the ground. Sketch pulls out a toilet paper gun and starts shooting all of you with it.*
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[b]Slow mo time again[/b] [b]Smaug starts shooting tp out of the air[/b] [b]TP hits Smaug in the face and makes him fall to the ground[/b] [b]a tooth comes out of his mouth[/b] [b]everyone keeps hitting you with water[/b]
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*He starts to shoot everyone else with TP as well.*
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[b]considering it's a bunch of people shooting you you would be done for already[/b]
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(They're shooting him with water... He likes water. TP on the other hand... When it gets wet it's a weapon of mass annoyance.)
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[b]who cares if it's water though, I got took down by pie[/b] [b]Slow Mo again[/b] [b]Purity shoots TP making it wet[/b] [b]he drops his weapon and catches the TP[/b] FOR THE PRANKPUBLIC!!!!!! [b]he runs and jumps[/b] [b]he unrolls a bit of it[/b] [b]as he is about to hit you he puts the unrolled part in front of your face[/b] [b]it hits you in the face[/b]
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*As it is about to hit him in the face he catches it in his mouth and spits it back out onto Purity.*
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[b]it gets stuck to your mouth[/b] [b]Purity lands on you since he was still in mid-air[/b]
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*He kicks Purity off of him and pulls out a can of shaving cream. He punches a hole in it and it starts spraying shaving cream everywhere.*
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NOOOO- [b]it goes in his mouth[/b]
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"I win!"
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[b]you realize TP, water, shaving cream, and pie is everywhere[/b] [b]Garth runs out and tells them to start the car[/b] [b]everyone runs out while throwing eggs[/b]
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"I have nothing to fear! Life resets after every episode." *He, Malik, Stalker and Dave start laughing and they all pause like that. The credits start rolling.*
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[b]an egg hits you in the balls and you hear the car start driving away and then you hear Tubbs[/b] NICE SHOT CABBOT!
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*He doesn't budge. The credits finish rolling and it goes to commercials.*
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[spoiler]end[/spoiler]
