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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/31/2016 5:04:40 PM
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Yo fagtots who ordered the extra meat lover's pizza?
English
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*Mortar walks up, takes the pizza, and gives you some money.*
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No tip?
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I'm a little low right now. Take this knife. *hands you a throwing knife*
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*Walks out with knife embedded in lower chest Thank you. Have a good night! *Walks away while profusely bleeding *Drives away *goes home *has pain in lower torso *bleeds for a week straight *Pain comes back a month later from the wound
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*flips you off*
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*A cat/wolf creature lunges out of nowhere and grabs the pizza box in his mouth. He starts to run away on all fours but stands up on two legs. He climbs up a tree and disappears.*
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PAY FAGIIT I DROVE SEVENTEEN MILES TO GET TO THIS STUPID DOJO IN DETROIT DO NOT MAKE ME CALL THE POLICE IT IS 3:30 IN THE MORNING YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH ME *Fists up
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*A slice of pizza lands on your face.*
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... Know what It's a shame to waste pizza like that Here I'll get another On the house *takes out new pizza box I don't have a paper so I'll just write it straight on the box ...well? Don't have all day you know
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*He appears from the shadows.* "thank you very much..." *He throws down a smoke grenade and disappears.*
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ORDER ALREADY IM AT LEAST DELIVERING SOMEONES ORDER
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*Silence.*
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Edited by Bump: 6/1/2016 2:27:42 AMOh ok I see how it is Well I do have another box with me *looks at box Ooh a very good choice in toppings! Quite rich in Iron too *opens box Want some? Well you can have it *slams you with a pizza box filled with nails and rocks Like I said...on the house Oh and make sure to leave a tip
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[u]Po gives you just the tip[/u] O bby
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Thx bby
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Np bby
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Me bby, I love XXXtra meat
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Oh bby
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U kno it
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K.oed anyway
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Me plz
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I gotchu fam
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 6/1/2016 7:14:08 PMThx bby grill
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