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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/6/2016 4:21:45 PM
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*Sketch is standing about ten feet away from a very skinny robot wearing armor. The robot has a toaster for a head and is holding a WWI sniper rifle.*
"You ready?"
*Robot "Yes... I am ready for you to beat the s#%& out of me..."
*Sketch gets into a guard and shows his claws.*
*Robot "Whoa, whoa! Not the claws!!!"
"Too late!"
*Sketch charges the robot, the robot aims the sniper rifle, Sketch jumps out of the way before the robot even fires. Sketch cuts the robots armor and then kicks its head off.*
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This is slavery! *punches face in* I'm a robot!
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*You punch him in the face and he stumbles backwards. He spits out a tooth which hits you in the eye.* "I may have made him but he has free will... He just owes me and at least he's honest."
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*tooth bounces off eye* ಠ_ಠ *slashes you across face with plasma claw*
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Edited by Skatch142: 6/16/2016 3:09:56 PM*He ducks underneath your arm and gets behind you. He bites your shoulder.*
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*your teeth break* Have you not been listening? I'm a robot! You want a bio link?
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*His teeth don't break, they just scrape against your armor or metal plating... Whatever you call it.* "It never hurts to try... I have one thing that I know will work." *He scratches you down your back with his claws, they cut through like tinfoil.* (Sketch is a walking, talking hybrid of a cat and a wolf. He is from another dimension and he possesses the ability to blend in with shadows as well as enhanced claws that easily slice through metal.)
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*places claws on hips* *nanobots rebuild me* *plasma minigun extends out of back and rests on shoulder* *pew pew pew pew pew*
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*He just stands there wondering what just happened.* (How can someone "pew?")
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*im gone* *walks out of the bathroom* Whew. That was a big pew.
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*You get blasted back into the outhouse by a blast of air which also blows the outhouse apart.*
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*lands on you* Shit. Ow.
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*He watches as you gracefully make a full u-turn in midair and start hurtling back towards him. He holds his sword in a block and you suddenly get shot back again just before you hit him.*
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"What are you doing sketch? "Asks serenity *serenity walks up she eating a apple*
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"I'm fighting Garry." *Garry "'Sup"
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*serenity just nods cause her mouth is full and she doesn't wanna talk with her mouth full. She finishes eating the apple.* "Gary is sure is interesting looking" she says
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Edited by Skatch142: 6/14/2016 4:12:14 AM*Garry "I would agree with ya but my head is currently staring at the ground..." *Garry's body is now sitting on a nearby folding chair and reading a farmer's almanac, despite the fact that it is headless and has no eyes.* *Garry "What's my body doing? Hello, body! Get back here!" [spoiler]I've replied to you're other post in the fight.[/spoiler]
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"It reading a book"she says [spoiler]i did[/spoiler]
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*Garry "Come on Sketch you furry piece of crap!" "why has nobody told me what a furry is!?"
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"Why do you want know what a furry is garry?'' Ask serenity
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"What are you talking about? [i]I[/i] want to know what a furry is, not Garry." *Garry "Yeah, and I'm the one who called Sketch a furry..."
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"Well how do i explain it well there certain people that like to dress up in full animals suit not real ones of course and they go around acting like animal and they refer to themselves as furries" she says
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"Huh... Well there must be more to it considering I'm not a human wearing some weird suit..."
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"Maybe who knows but then again i stayed away from heavily populated areas. People tend freak out when they see me"she says
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"That's exactly the same with me."
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"That main reason i avoid cities"
