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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/6/2016 4:21:45 PM
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*Sketch is standing about ten feet away from a very skinny robot wearing armor. The robot has a toaster for a head and is holding a WWI sniper rifle.*
"You ready?"
*Robot "Yes... I am ready for you to beat the s#%& out of me..."
*Sketch gets into a guard and shows his claws.*
*Robot "Whoa, whoa! Not the claws!!!"
"Too late!"
*Sketch charges the robot, the robot aims the sniper rifle, Sketch jumps out of the way before the robot even fires. Sketch cuts the robots armor and then kicks its head off.*
English
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"Oh, hi Kross."
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"Hi. Is that Gary?"
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*Garry "Yes, it is dumb@$$." "Yep... Garry has become even more of an @$$hole."
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[spoiler]Dumbatdollars[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*Dumbatdollarsdollars[/spoiler]
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"I can see that."
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"Yeah... I'm currently practicing fighting him, he's not very good."
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"obviously not. He can't aim."
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"It's not that he can't aim, he's just to predictable..."
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"Quite surprising considering it's a robot."
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"He isn't well programmed..."
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"How come?"
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"Because whoever programmed him wasn't good at their job..."
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"Ah i See. Pretty obvious when you think about it"
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"Yeah... Why even make a toaster that can talk?"
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[spoiler]Why make a fridge with a touch screen? Because we're humans and we can.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Good point...[/spoiler]
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"I wouldn't know."
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 6/6/2016 7:35:43 PM*Mortar walks up, two shadow clones following him, one walking Grant and another holding Mion* Hey Sketch. *Grant Barks at Mion* [i]Because I'm a cat and I got my exercise. You haven't had yours yet, so you can walk.[/i] Mion... [i]What? Is it my fault that this place is so crazy I wanna make sure he can run quickly if something happened?[/i] Well, in that case... *The shadow clone holding Mion sets him on the ground* [i]Wait, wha-what are you doing? SKETCH![/i] Hey Sketch. What are you doing there?
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*The robots body lowers the sniper rifle.* *Robot "Wait, what? I can't see what's going on..." *Sketch starts looking around when Mion shouts his name for some reason.* "Wait? Huh? What's going on? Hi Mortar! Mion? What's wrong?"
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[i]Can you talk sense into these guys? from an animal?[/i] *Mion flies up and lands where the Robot's head was* Oh, nothing's Wrong. Mion's just spoiled [i]I am NOT![/i] *Grant yips a little*
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*Robot "Hey! Is there a cat on me?! Get of you stupid hairball!!!" *The robots body starts running around.* "How is Mion spoiled? And don't call me an animal Mion! I'm different..."
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[i]I know... He calls me "Spoiled" because he never sees me hunt for birds, and I'm always tired because of it.[/i]
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"Why haven't you told him?"
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[i]I Have. We're telling him NOW... he seems to forget![/i] Hey, I need the space up here for more important skills and stuff.
