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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/6/2016 7:57:09 PM
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[i]Can you talk sense into these guys? from an animal?[/i]
*Mion flies up and lands where the Robot's head was*
Oh, nothing's Wrong. Mion's just spoiled
[i]I am NOT![/i]
*Grant yips a little*
English
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*Robot "Hey! Is there a cat on me?! Get of you stupid hairball!!!" *The robots body starts running around.* "How is Mion spoiled? And don't call me an animal Mion! I'm different..."
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[i]I know... He calls me "Spoiled" because he never sees me hunt for birds, and I'm always tired because of it.[/i]
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"Why haven't you told him?"
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[i]I Have. We're telling him NOW... he seems to forget![/i] Hey, I need the space up here for more important skills and stuff.
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*He sighs.* "Look, Mortar, if Mion is really tired then don't make him walk... Mion, if you haven't already been doing this, just tell him when you are going out hunting..."
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Alright... *Mortar looks at the robot* What's with the Glorified Toaster?
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"This is Garry... He's an @$$hole..." *Garry "What? I can't see you... Who are you?" *Garry's body is now trying to grab Mion off of where his head should be. He grabs Mion's tail and starts pulling on it.*
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*Mion hisses as he scratches at some exposed wires*
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*The wires get cut and one of his arms goes limp.* *Garry "Sketch! I thought you built me with no exposed wires!" "I thought I did too!" *Garry starts trying to punch Mion with his other arm. Before he can do so, Sketch picks up Mion and kicks Garry's body over, onto his head.*
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[i]You didn't, he had no head, and there were Wires right there![/i] Mion, you could have just flown off! [i]It was like Riding a bull, it was fun.[/i] How would YOU know? [i]um...[/i]
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*Sketch is holding Mion like a baby.* "You don't find this embarrassing at all?"
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[i]I've been in stranger positions, so... not really.[/i] *Mion snuggles into your arms*
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"I know you aren't actually a cat but I've never had a cat in my arms... This seems kind of weird..."
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[i]I guess. You can put me down if you want to. Of course, all the cats you knew were wildcats and bipedal. Domestic cats and dogs couldn't have evolved without a master[/i]
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"No, they couldn't have... Meh, this is just a new experience." *He starts petting Mion's head.*
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*Mion purrs* [i]Now this feels weird... But I like it.[/i] This is weird to watch. [i]I resemble a cat, this is normal to a lot of people[/i] yeah, but... A cat with Wings, being held by a bipedal catwolf.
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"Yeah... I can see how this looks weird..." *He looks at Mion.* "And you're kind of cute... You look just like a little baby leopard... Except you have wings and aren't colored like one..."
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[i]I can safely say I've never been compared to a leopard. Probably a Serval or Ocelot, but because they're smaller.[/i]
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"Well... I mean a baby leopard... All Sphirinians act like wild animals for about two months after they are born... Frankly you are like any cat... Leopard is just the first that came to mind..."
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[i]I wonder why?[/i] *Mion tries to sneeze, then ends up with a snot bubble balancing on his nose* [i]Aw, Come on![/i]
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*Sketch stops petting Mion and holds him out.* "Uh, Mortar... You can have him back now... He's too much like a baby..."
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*Mion jumps out of your arms* [i]You... Don't like babies? [/i] *Mion wipes his nose on a leaf on the ground, wiping off the snot off*
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"I do... I love babies... But only when they aren't being gross..."
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*Mion chuckles* [i]Sorry, it's just allergies. Mortar, can I have a tissue?[/i] *Mortar holds a tissue at Mion's nose, and Mion blows in it* A lot of people have allergies, especially in Spring and Autumn.
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"They do? That's odd... I don't have allergies to anything... In fact, in this dimension I hardly ever get sick..."
