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"BONES OF EAO"! THE SOLUTION TO THE UNIVERSE!
[b]Hunters[/b]! Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of using [b]TRIPLE JUMP[/b]!? Did [b]YOU[/b] just recently discover "[b]BETTER CONTROL[/b]"!? Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of watching [b]TITANS[/b] go [b]FASTER[/b] than [b]YOU[/b]!? Are [b]TIRED[/b] of losing every race to your [b]TITAN SKATING [/b]friend!? Well then this exotic is [b]PERFECT [/b]for [b]YOU[/b]!! FROM THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU [b][i]"PEREGRINE GGGRRRRREEEAAAAAAVVVEEESSSSS"[/i][/b]
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
EVER WANTED TO BE [b]SANIC[/b]!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE TO BE A TITAN, WARLOCK AND HUNTER [b]HYBRID[/b]!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b] [/i]
PESKY SNIPER ON THE [b]OTHER SIDE [/b]OF THE MAP!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE SPARK BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE HEAVY AMMO BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKES THE ROCK MORE THAN SHE LIKES [b]YOU[/b]!?
[b][i]BONES O[/i][/b]-...Nah there's really nothing you can do in that case...sorry....
CALL 1-777-777-7777 TO GET YOUR BONES OF EAO TODAY! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL THROW IN "THE ROCK"! TITANS AND WARLOCKS WILL [b][u]HATE YOU[/u][/b] AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL [b][u]LOV[/u][/b]-...No She'll still be in love with The Rock...Sorry...Again...
[b][i]BONES OF EAO!![/i][/b]
[i]Must be Level 18 or higher to order.[/i]
[spoiler][i]Bones of Eao are not responsible for any damage to: Head, Arms, Torso, Legs, Relationships, and/or Emotions.[/i] [/spoiler]
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10 RepliesHEY [b]WARLOCKS[/b] ARE YOU WEAK FLOOFERS [b]SICK AND TIRED[/b] OF BEING FLAT BROKE ON GLIMMER? DO YOU WANT NADES ON YOUR NADES AND MORE JUICE FOR YOUR SWEET SPACE MAGIC MELEES? TAKE OFF YOUR HELMETS AND GANDER AT THE [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMEEEENNNTTTT[/b] NEED AMMO BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING FOOLS CRY LIKE AN ANIME FAN ON [b]PROM NIGHT?!?!?[/b] [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMEEENNTTTT[/b] CHECK THIS DOPE SHIT OUT. YOU GET AMMO? HUH? [i]WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! [/i] FREAKING SPACE MAGIC IS TURNING MY BULLETS INTO [b]GLIMMER!?[/b] [i]SPACE MAGIC[/i] SCIENCE. ENERGY. SCIENCE. [b]E N E R G Y. [/b] YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN GLIMMER FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY LOOT CAVE. DO YOU HOLD ONTO YOUR SUPER LIKE A BITCH?! ORBS WILL JUICE UP YOUR MELEE AND NADE. [b]RED BULL ORBSSSSSSSSSSSS.[/b] FUXK BITCHES GET GLIMMER. LET'S NOT FORGET HOW COMPLETELY [i]AWESOME[/i] YOU'LL LOOK FLOORING ABOUT WITH THE LATEST IN LED LIGHTING TECHNOLOGY APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE WEAVES OF THIS SICK PIMP ROBE. [b]GLIMMERRRRRRRR[/b] [b]M A G I C[/b] FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID BIRD FEATHER HELMET. FORGET ABOUT THAT DEER HELMET. THIS ISN'T HUNTING SEASON. [b]THIS IS SPENDING SEASONNNNNNN[/b] YOU HAVE A WALLET. AND THAT WALLETS NAME IS [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMENTTTTTTTTTTT5455R2[/b] FORGET ABOUT HOW AWESOME THE OTHER CLASSES EXOTICS ARE, YOU'LL [b]HAVE NADES AND BLING FOR DAYSSSSSSSSSSSS[/b] [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMENNNNNNTTTTTTTTT5555[/b] [spoiler]Alchemist's Raiment and it's sponsors are not liable for any illegal offenses such as glimmer laundering, racketeering, prostitution, assault and battery, pimping, etc. Alchemists Raiment bears a glimmer generation of roughly 2% glimmer per ammo box on a sunny day and also Tuesday afternoons. Flashing lights on product may trigger seizures. Side effects may also be depression, as the other classes have better and more varied Exotics. This is normal amongst most subjects.[/spoiler]
