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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/7/2016 8:21:55 PM
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"Yes I did. He was a talking toaster before but I gave him a body... The interesting thing is that whoever made him programmed him to think he is a robotic endoskeleton before I actually turned him into one..."
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Strange... Any faults in the toaster before it had a body?
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*Garry "I'm a [i]he[/i], idiot." "Well... Other than thinking he was an endoskeleton and being a jerk, nope, he worked fine."
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Interesting... It thinks that it is a new species, in order to be a "he" or "she" it has to be able to help reproduce.
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"No... Most robots gender isn't determined by what parts they have... It's by their voice and what they identify as." *Garry "That's why I have a masculine voice and say I'm a guy you turkey."
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*Mortar chuckles* Tell that to your frail stick figure body.
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*Garry "What did you just say you commie?!" *Garry lifts you up with one arm despite how skinny he is.*
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*Mortar dissolves through Garry any reforms behind him, slamming into his back*
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*Garry falls over, burnt toast popping out of his head.* *Garry "Why'd you do that you nerd?!" *Sketch is sitting in a lawn chair eating popcorn.*
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Well, I don't take insults very well. *Mortar turns around* ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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"Of course I'm entertained... That's why I have the popcorn!"
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Ooh, can I have some? *Mortar rummages through his sack*
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"hisssssk! It's mine!"
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Aw come on...
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*He is hugging the popcorn close to him. He shows his claws on one hand and starts waving it at you as if he is trying to scratch you even though you are six feet away.*
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Fine, I'll go back to beating up Garry
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"Yeah! He deserves it!" *Garry "No! No I don't! Please!" *Sketch just eats straight out of the popcorn bag without using his hands.* *Muttering to himself "Why didn't Sphirinians invent this stuff?!"
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*Mortar forms his sword in his hand* Welcome to the thunderdome
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*Garry drops the WWI sniper rifle filled with blanks.* *Garry "Nope, I'm out. I don't even know what that means.' "Hey! That gun's a relic!" *Garry "You put a toilet plunger head on the barrel and use it to unclog toilets!" "It still has some value!"
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*He turns towards Sketch* That's stupid, you could have asked me to help.
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*He lifts his head up, pieces of popcorn stuck to his face.* "Help with what?"
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Plunging your toilet
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"Nah, I already have a plunger..."
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You do?
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*He points to the sniper rifle.*
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Oh... Why use a century old sniper when you can use a stick? I mean, I KNOW you're smarter than that.
