5 likes and I'll watch a season After each episode,i'll summarize that episode on this post Edit:Just reached the like goal,yay Edit:Quadrupled my like goal,how about 4 seasons? Edit:Sorted everything out so its easier to find the "summaries" Edit:30 likes and i only asked for 5,i guess i have to watch all 7 seasons ._. Writing this as I watch since the episodes are longer that I expected.Its also not much of a summary and its more of just me taking notes on a show. [b]Season 2 Episode 1[/b] [spoiler]He lands in the sahara desert and mentions that it's the hottest place on earth.He rips up his shirt and makes a head cover thing.Also mentions that a women saved her kids by ripping up clothes soaked in pee and putting it on their head,very pleasant.Only way out is the "Atlas Mountains"which is hundreds of mes away.Now he's poking a bug with a stick.Its a camel spider.ITS UGLY!He killed it and he's squeezing it now,my tummy doesn't feel good.Well afterwards he ate the spider."God knows whats in this thing." *munch munch* He's just walking now,nothing too gross yet.HE KILLED THE TUMBLEWEED,NOOOO!He ran down a sand dune like a badass and kicked the tumbleweed.Hes eaten anything that has moved so far.Just now he killed a poisonous scorpion that can kill a person within 6 hours if they're not treated.This show isn't as bad as i thought it would be.He climbed a tree and found a greenish grape looking fruit.He's making a campfire near a tree now.I guess he's trying to make a camp for the night.Apparently rubbing charcoal in your eye (not on the eyeball) reduces sun glare.Nothing too interesting again.Theres a lizard thing that can swim in sand,that's pretty cool to be honest.NO HE ATE IT!Guess you gotta do what you you gotta do but the lizard was pretty interesting.He came across a cobra which he's probably going to eat it if it's edible.He backed off from the cobra because of the risk.He found a tree which he could go under for a while.He decided to embrace his inner molerat and dug a hole to crawl into.He went into quicksand to I guess show how to get out of it.He's taking off his clothes now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).He put it back on so his flesh doesn't burn.He walked into a different area it seems.It's a rockier looking desert that has a couple acacia trees spread about.It became dark and now he's demonstrating how to find the North Star at night.There's rocks that are essentially "natures radiators" because they sustain heat.Things grow in the desert but they aren't all edible.A fruit that looks pretty amazing can really get you sick.He found a dry riverbed that has a sandy soil type thing that has a really brownish texture.He gave a little kiss to a rock •3•.He found some carvings of animals in some rock slabs that depict animals that they hunted. Sorry for all the "He's" that i used.Couldn't think of any better way to explain it.[/spoiler] [b]Season 2 Episode 2[/b] [spoiler]Maybe episode two,I'm watching it on a playlist so I'm going in the order of the playlist. He's flying in a plane and sitting near an open door on it.I guess you could say that he's living on the EDGE!That was cringey,I'm sorry for any deaths caused.He's skydiving into Australia in what seems like pincer position.As soon as Bear landed,he spread out his parachute and puts rocks on each corner to signal to his team in the sky in case they look for him.To survive where he landed,he'd need at least a gallon of water every day.The humidity along with the heat thats already there increases the chance for a heat stroke.He hasn't eaten any bugs yet surprisingly.He started taking off his clothes,becoming nearly "bear" naked in the pool of water.Im sorry for the fan fiction type of note and the intentional cringe pun.He tries to move along a cliff and sees a rock ledge and jumps towards it.As he's hanging,a rock falls and it becomes a dangerous situation but he still manages to get out of it.Theres some drawings that depict fish so he takes it as a sign of water nearby.He finds a river and looks out for crocodiles.After seeing no sign,he jumps in and starts washing his face and refilling his canteen.He found a snake and grabbed it.Inb4 dinner.He bit its head and broke its neck,just fine and dandy so far!Surprisingly,he's actually cooking his meal instead of eating it on the spot.I think he's gone feral,he's breathing heavily and looking for sticks.Well he's fatigued but feral sounds more interesting.He dun diddly burnt a stick with a stick.He wraps the snake as if it were a garden hose and puts it right next to the fire.He leaves it there and goes out to the forest.He starts stabbing a tree and cuts the bark to make bedding over a small trench in a cave.He burnt the snake but he's still eating it.He climbs a rock and posing as if he were in a Christian rock band.He looks between some rocks and finds spiders which he then of course eats.After climbing a really big rock,he looks in the distance to find out which way he needs to go.After he gets down,he walks a while and finds a crocodile on land.He sees bubbles coming out of a pond a stick into it to show how fast the crocodile is.It springs out and bites the stick.He walks further and comes across a river with crocodiles.He finds a tree that stretches across and attempts to go on it to get across.He starts slipping and panics,holding on for his life.After getting back on the ground,he starts laying down some logs and begins the process of building a raft to get downstream.He puts paper bark on the raft to make it comfy and to get him above the water.He gets bark,and makes a fishhook by hitting it with a knife.He grabbed a spider and put it on the hook ;-;.He keeps rowing his raft and finds a bigger part of the river which seems more like a lake.He catches a fish and a crocodile swoops in and steals it right off the hook mate!I seen it wif my own two feet!After getting off the raft,he starts waking around and finds a crocodile skull.As he's wading in the water,some leaches grab onto his leg and they...yknow *succ succ succ* He starts rubbing mud on his face to dry it and he looks straight out of nam because of it.Now he's eating worms,I'm not surprised at all.[/spoiler] [b]Season 2 Episode 3 "Desert Survivor"[/b] [spoiler]The episode starts off with him rolling down a sand dune.After that,surprise surprise!He eats a bug straight off the sand.He started moving the legs of what looks like a beetle,don't play with your food bear!Its not nice! After traversing the fog...er sun beating on him as he walks through the desert,he encounters a group of Berbers which give him a much needed drink of water.As soon as he drank the water,he went with a berber to sweep the area for snakes.To be specific,horned vipers.They are one of the most deadly snakes in the world.The can be up to three feet long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and their venom poisons your blood system and can cause massive hemorrhaging.After following a horned viper and cuts its stinger off,he then obviously proceeds to eat the snake.SNAKE!SNAAAAKKKEEE!!!!The Berbers eat goats.They killed a goat and it shrieked while they cut off its head ;-;.Its also tradition for the men to eat the goats testicles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).The Berber male that helped him got one and bear got one as well and threw up afterwards.He found a dead camel and decided to make a blanket out of its skin.The Berbers told him that camel fat was a delicacy but he knew to be wary because of past experience.He digs deeper into the camel and looks for the stomach to drink the fluid that was in there.Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.He also finds a yellow ball thing that he squeezes to get the fluids out.He takes out all the guts and gets inside the camel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to clean it out.He drags the guts away from the camel to prevent jackals from attacking him.I hate jackals so much rushing me while im trying to take my sweet time with the mission.Afterwards,he crawls into the camel to show how Berbers protected themselves from (darude) sandstorms.He also pisses around the camel carcass to assert his dominance.I just noticed that after bear grylls eats anything,he makes a face like if he's getting grapes put in his butt (reference is not obvious reference).He decides to cut holes in his t-shirt hat and make an el bandito costume.Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.*puts on bear grylls disposition*Just keep going on forward to find the Atlas Mountains,you'll come across some plants and that means water which you would most likely favour in this situation.Oh,okay he's licking a rock wall to get water.He also ate a frog after that,poor frog ;-;.Bears dream is to be Spider-Man so he climbs a rock wall that goes straight up.After he climbs it,he walks a while and finds a village and somehow the camera man teleports past him and films him going to the village from the village. I made a couple references to other users and im not trying to be rude,just thought it would be sort of amusing.[/spoiler]