[b][i]Interdemensional Roofies[/i][/b]
[b][u]Bloodwrath, The cold hard floor.[/u][/b]
https://imgur.com/RIWLTwS
[i]"WARNING, LIFE SUPPORTS SYSTEMS ADMINISTERING CPR."[/i]
[b][u]Crack![/u][/b]
[i]"Ah... Shit! Disengage you stupid... Agh..."[/i]
[b]Lucien rolls over onto his stomach, his head pounding. He taps his helmet, trying to get his interface to stop freaking out. Looking around he sighs... Probably just another hangover... But he didn't recognize this place. He holds his head with a grunt, sitting on his knees. Suddenly, a noise at his side spooks him. It's a woman, easily dwarfed in comparison to him wearing some ridiculously skimpy outfit... Her hair pushed back and her cheeks full of delicate color. So Lucien does what sane people do and pokes her cheek with a pointy metal finger.[/b]
https://imgur.com/1d8pYMo
[b]Azalea wakes with a start, her eyes burning with fear... And she quickly bites down on the metal finger poking her cheek and quickly draws blood.[/b]
[i]"Bah...! What the hell is wrong with you...? And why are your teeth so damn sharp?"[/i]
[i]"Don't poke me!"[/i]
[b]She gets to her feet in a huff, Lucien simply looking up at her, bewildered. He speaks up again, looking around.[/b]
[i]"Hey... Do you think me and you... You know... While we..."[/i]
[i]"No! You probably have teeth down there."[/i]
[i]"Can't be sharper than yours..."[/i]
[b]He says with a chuckle, getting to his feet. He adjusts the large brown and dirty scarf around his neck and checks his sides. He was still armed... From what he could tell.[/b]
[i]"You remember anything...?"[/i]
[i]"No. You?"[/i]
[i]"Yeah. Plenty. I know all about myself, where I come from, what I do... But not how I got here."[/i]
[i]"Then let's find out where here is."[/i]
[b]She takes off down the street, not exactly waiting for her giant companion. Lucien huffs and follows slowly behind her, his large metal hands falling into his pockets.[/b]
[spoiler]Open! Sorry for the silly intro. Never been good with a starting post, and excuse me if I get stuff wrong. I'm not very good with Warhammer stuff.[/spoiler]
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"Holy hell. That's impressive. But, what are you, exactly,"
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[spoiler]Fixed link[/spoiler] [b]She sighs, still annoyed.[/b] [i]"Nine-tail fox daemon... But only half. The other half is regular daemon... It's why I don't turn into an entire animal."[/i]
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"That is absolutely fascinating. Oh, before you leave..." [b]He appears closer to her.[/b] "Do not tell anyone what I look like. If you feel like keeping your head, that is." [b]He then reappears in his previous spot.[/b]
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[i]"Oh, don't worry. I've already forgotten you."[/i] [b]She says, her shape returning to normal.[/b]
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[b]His helmet folds back up.[/b] "Good. Now, since you are so inclined, leave. I must go tell your friend back there."
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[b]Without another word, she hops to the next building, and then the next. Seems she wasn't about to say a farewell.[/b]
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[b]He runs back to his hideout, looking for Lucien.[/b]
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[b]Lucien is where he last was... Still passed out and breathing like a sleeping bear. The big man didn't seem very bothered by anything...[/b]
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[b]Blink waits patiently, until Lucien wakes up.[/b]
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[b]A good hour or so passes before Lucien shoots up in one quick motion.[/b] [i]"Totally not dead!"[/i] [b]He says triumphantly.[/b]
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"Malform, while that is good, something else happened while you were asleep. Lea ran off. Don't bother looking for her. She's long gone."
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[i]"Eh. Not surprised. Damn, though, usually she takes a week... Maybe I'm loosing my touch. Dr. Lordan wouldn't have this trouble. He was always good with people..."[/i] [b]He says, shaking his head with a chuckle and adjusting his long dirty scarf.[/b] [i]"I mean my brother of course... He's a cool guy. Sorta kinda crazy and sorta kinda prodigy... But, his heart is in a good place."[/i]
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"Sounds like a person I'd like to meet." [b]He drops his voice slightly.[/b] "Now, what were you saying about her leaving? She usually takes longer?"
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[i]"Yeah. She can hang for a week or so. I usually find her again... But she used to linger a lot more. Oh well..."[/i] [b]With a sigh he pads outside to watch the strange buildings and streets.[/b] [i]"I wonder if this place has a park."[/i]
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"Probably a ruined one somewhere." [b]Blink disappears, then comes back with some crackers.[/b] "Want anything to eat?"
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[i]"I appreciate the offer... But I don't have a mouth."[/i] [b]He says, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.[/b] [i]"This is kinda sorta grafted to my face."[/i]
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"Damn. I have nothing to do with my sixteen crates of crackers. I don't eat, and no one else will eat them."
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[i]"Why did you find sixteen crates of crackers?"[/i] [b]Malform asks, more than slightly amused.[/b]
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"The Imperium really don't like crackers."
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[i]"I guess I can't blame them. Dry cubes of carbohydrates kinda suck."[/i]
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"You might think, but these are [i]artisan[/i] crackers."
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[i]"I prefer toast."[/i]
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"How? You cannot eat."
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[i]"I used to. Do you think I came out of the vagina with armor stuck to me...?!"[/i] [b]Lucien breaks out into uproarious laughter.[/b]
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"No. But you would forget tastes after a while."