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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/14/2016 1:13:29 AM
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[b]A small explosion is heard within the dojo and Kross exits his apartment, ash all over his face. He starts coughing wildly [/b]
[spoiler]Open![/spoiler]
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[b]I REFUSE TO CLICK THAT LINK[/b]
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[b]Wht[/b]
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[b]Wht?[/b]
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[b]What/Why[/b]
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[b]That's stupid[/b]
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[b]Screw you [/b]
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[b]Pardon me, did you just threaten me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup-drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo. [/b]
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[b]We're done here xD [/b]
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[b]K[/b]
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*serenity and leyla are sitting nearby under a tree when they hear the explosion it startles leyla and serenity starts laughing. They both get up walk over to where kross is standing* "Hahaha the look on your face leyla" says serenity "Yeah yeah well that scared me though"says leyla "What was with the explosion kross?" Asks serenity.
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"Explosion? Michael Bay obviously."
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"Oh that explains things"says serenity
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"So what can I do for you ladies?' [b]His coughing slowdown [/b]
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"You okay?" Ask leyla "Not much just see what cause the explosion"says serenity
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"Oh yeah I'm fine just some experimentation."
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"Oh okay just dont blow yourself up"says serenity "Or your house "says leyla
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"The house? Ah it's not an important one!"
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"You that like its not first time blowing up a house is it?"says serenity
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"Uh- um- possibly."
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"Hahaha i thought so this one here caught the odd house we used to live in on fire with a sneeze when she running around the house in dragon form as a child. Biggest mistake ever but funny so very funny" says serenity
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[b]I chuckle [/b] "Really?"
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"Yeah seen her sneeze and whoosh the house caught on fire" says serenity
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"That's crazy!"
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"Well its really hard to control our powers when your that little. We had harder time keeping in normal form at that age too." Says serenity "I still got photo of me and my sister when were kids. This what we looked like" says leyla. *leyla pulls out a photo show it to you and in the photo it shows two small dragons that are standing next to each other. One of them is light blue and other is dark blue with very tiny silver scales dotting her body. They are both the size of medium sized dog* "Im the dark blue" says leyla
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[b]I look up at Leyla [/b] "Wait you guys can actually turn?"
