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Edited by Hawk, The Maidenless:
6/15/2016 5:42:47 AM
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There is a -blam!-ing spider that's MUCH bigger than my hand in my bathroom. What do?
I'm arachnophobic someone plz help
Edit: its about 3/4 the size of a tarantula
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Make spiderbro 2.0
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1 ReplyHave you tried blackpeoplemeet.com[i]?[/i]
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Du sollst ihn essen.
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"Oh shit a giant spider!" *pulls out phone to ask the flood what to do* Dude just kill it.
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Ground-pound it
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Tell it that if it doesn't get out you'll make it watch Batman vs Superman.
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4 RepliesBefriend it and go on wacky adventures together
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Glass the house not the entire planet, it's not like there are spiders all over earth... [spoiler]wait a second...[/spoiler] [spoiler]they [i]are[/i] everywhere...[/spoiler] [spoiler]screw it, glass it from high orbit.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPee on it to assert dominance
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1 ReplyT bag it
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2 RepliesJust get a container and a lid, catch it and put it outside. I don't know why some people hate spiders so much, I love them!! :D
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Obvious choice is obvious.
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The only option.
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Shoo it outside or try n catch it with something large without killing it.
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Pee on it to show dominance.
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Grab the handgun
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Well it seems like you're going to have to burn your house down. I know you have your cool stuff there but you will just have to accept it.
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Where do you live? The land before time?
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2 RepliesEdited by Paradox1055: 6/16/2016 1:59:57 PMI was changing clothes the other day. I lay the shirt THAT I JUST TOOK OFF, on my bed. I look down, notice something move, see the spider crawl out of the shirt sleeve. I took a sword that I keep by my bed and, I shit you not, cut the spider, the shirt... and my pillow in half.
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Torch the house.
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Pics or it never happened
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Go acquire a Tsar Bomb. Directly impact and detonate on target.
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http://m.imgur.com/zIDRhx7?r
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What kind of spider? I keep the huntsmans and daddy long legs alive to kill the white tips and red backs for me, an unholy Union if you will. If it's one of those brown recluse spiders from America I'd get my work boot and smash it as hard as I can, missing due to excessive force and have the -blam!-er jump across the room as I jump around slapping my legs because I think it's on me.
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2 RepliesCatch it, then turn it into your own personal Fleshlight.
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Pet it
