1. Contract SBMM aids 2. Be shoulder charged 1,000,000 times 3. Be sniped 400,000,000 times 4. Loot 700 class items from HOJ packages 5. Lose a trials passage to lag switchers 6. Pre-order "Rise of Iron" then cancel it, after the balance update. 7. Spend 25 hours in the strike playlist with afk team mates 8. Spawn into 1000 losing crucible matches 9. Loot 500 "Invective" from special engrams 10. Have a complaint thread ninja'd