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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/16/2016 1:21:13 PM
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[b]leans back in lawn chair[/b]
[b]sips cup of oil[/b]
Why isn't the TV working? I've been staring at this hotdog for a while now.
[b]microwave opens[/b]
The TV just opened!
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*Mortar walks up* Erm... I don't think that's a TV.
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[b]A figure walks up to you [/b] "What are you -"
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Watching the food network.
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"Who are you?"
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/206845457/0/0/1 *sips battery acid*
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"Management Droid huh? And what are you doing here?"
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Oh, uh, Brave and I thought we could sell some stuff here, but the van broke down and he's at the mechanic to try and see what the problem is. *lifts plate* Crude oil chewable?
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[b]I sigh [/b] "You should become a member."
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Nah. *drops glass onto floor* You're always so rude when I visit! Besides, I've got a good thing goin' on with Brave. I like the travel. *drops plate on the floor*
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"But you can't come in there." [b]I point to the gates [/b]
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I never come in there. *points to the ceiling*
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"What?''
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Edited by mannagement: 6/16/2016 5:19:11 PMHah. I have never once used the gates. Are you blind? Should I take you to an eye doctor? *one claw lights up with plasma and the other turns into a human hand* We're in the kitchen. Should I perform the surgery now?
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"Droid what are you doing?"
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I told you, watching food. *hotdog bursts* Yah! Go team heat!
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"What about the - ah Nevermind."
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*eyes beep blue twice* Ahp. The van's fixed. See you later! *leaps through hole in the ceiling*
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"Well then."
