I theorize that in destiny, we live in a space age 1 year in to the future, when Donald trump wins, he will build a wall, and he hired secret service nicknamed "Guardians" to protect the wall and the giant death ball aka trump ball headquarters. Aliens tried taking trump because his haircut is to powerful for this world and the aliens want to harness it for their own gain. So we had to develop enhanced technology funded by a small loan of one million dollars, and we made weapons. Then Donald released the secret weapon for 60 dollars. Light*trademarked. The guardians bought the light for the 60 dollars and fought of the fallen, a couple months later for 20 dollars trump released a dlc, adding all new things for the protected of the trump wall and trump ball headquarters. And Trump started to goof around and go [u]Bungie[/u] jumping. After a freak Bungie jumping accident, trump died and the world collapsed, but then our lord and savior, gravity defying purple ball, who now resides in the tower playing with guardians on their free time, came in and fought back the darkness, but with its immense light, came darkness, the aliens wanted to harvest our light and eventually part of it was made corrupt, corrupting some guardians, on creating bad juju and the other created thorn, and thus leads to the events of destiny