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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by SwarmIntellect:
6/18/2016 7:03:34 PM
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Good....
*my cybernetic lower body whirs to life as i summon my black lotus, a silver and black katana with a blade roughly 4 feet long*
ok.....[b][i][u]LETS DANCE[/u][/i][/b]
*[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugx7T8QjcZs]It has to be this way[/url] starts playing in the background*
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*Mortar places his hand between his shoulder blades, and a dark blue katana/broadsword mix forms in his hand, igniting in green flames once fully formed* You first.
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Wouldn't have it any other way........ *a metal mask forms over my mouth (basically like optimus prime)* Hehe........ *i appear next to you in less then a second and slash three times with my katana, each slash leaving a small tear in space where i sliced, regardless of if it hit*
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground after the third hit, then reforms behind you, giving a swift knee in the back. An icy blue dagger is thrown at you*
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*i catch the dagger with my left hand and throw it into the first rift* hehehe.......... [i]kino-kobosko[/i] *i summon 7 shadow rapiers that hurdle towards you one after another*
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*Mortar jumps to evade them and summons multiple iron balls being hurled at you, each exploding when they hit you or get close enough*
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*i jump high over all the iron balls and kick 4 times while mid air, sending 4 orbs of white explosive energy that home in on you out from my cybernetic legs*
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground and waits for them to dissipate. He then reforms and jumps under you, giving you a botched Vasectomy*
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 6/18/2016 7:32:50 PM*before you make contact i land on the ground and punch you hard in the chest, flying in you into a tree causing you to smash it in two* [spoiler]i need to go make lunch and take care of some other things, ill be back in a couple.....[/spoiler]
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*Before it does any damage, Mortar dissolves into the tree and reforms behind you* No kill moves allowed. *Mortar plunges his icy blue knife in your arm, it feels really cold*
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It wouldn't have killed you............ *i pull the knife out of the small gap in my arm with which it got stuck it (remember I'm a skeleton)* But this might....... *i slice across your chest with my lotus in my right hand, turning me around slightly, i then use the turning momentum to kick you run the face with my left leg*
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*Mortar staggers back, his wounds clotting. He runs up and slams his sword, forming into a large hammer, into your chest*
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*the space where my eyes would be glows white for a second as large shadow tendril with a large clawed hand bursts out from in front of me and grabs the hammer and throws it far behind me* Time for a less direct approach........ *a large circle like shadow forms below me, occasionally a small tendril stretches out, wiggles arounds and secludes back into the pool* Lets go, ding dong!.....
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That's, um... weird... *Mortar readies his sword, it seems to be changing from dark blue to black, and red symbols form on it*
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*three sharp pointed tendrils burst from the pool below me and charge for you, each stricking a diffrent point*
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*Mortar plunges a sword into the ground, a shadowy dome forms around him*
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 6/19/2016 4:31:08 PM*the dome quickly dissipates as your lifted 3 feet of the ground and encased in a small shadow bubble* just do one thing for me......... *a playing card with a single corner on fire appears in my hand* tell me bout the rabbits George....... *i throw the card and the bubble, if it hits the bubble violently implodes* [spoiler]holy shit that was dark..........[/spoiler]
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*Inside, Mortar is fumbling through his pockets. He pulls out a metal rod with a touch screen wrapped around it. He points it down, and a portal opens up. He jumps through and lands in front of you. He gets on his knees and mock bows to you* I'M NOT WORTHYYYY!!! *after bowing down three or four times, he subtly punches the ground hard, causing massive earthquakes.*
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 6/19/2016 4:48:45 PM*i engage the rockets in my cynernetic lower half lifing me just enough off the ground* Hehe..... *i dash towards you using the rockets, i then slash for time with my lotus and the conjure a shotgun and blast you in the chest all while maintaing a very fluid mtoion*
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Come on PST, don't fail me now! *Mortar points the stick at you right before you shoot me and a portal opens up into the Dojo wall*
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*my lotus gains a dark purple aura as i slash a t thin air sendoing a diagonal wave of unstabloe energy directly for you* this is quite fun.......your not half bad......... *large black gauntlets with black pearls in the palms form over my hands* yet neither am i.......
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*The energy is being held back by a shadow being cast by Mortar's blade* Yea, I can tell you are an original member. *His sword forms into a large axe, and he adjusts his hands, waiting*
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*i lunge at you and punch 5 times, each harder and faster then the last, i then slam the ground, causing large spiked mounds of shadow to bust out directly at you*
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*Mortar is flung into the air, landing on his back, making an audible crunch* Ah, not again
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 6/19/2016 6:58:56 PMdont worry....after this i'll heal you......but until then...... *the guantlets become pure white then disappear* i get to have a little fun...... *large wings of hundreds of light black metal feathers unfold seemingly from nowhere as a small hole in the back of my trench coat opens in order to let them out, i then flap once, sending roughly 20 metal feathers towards you at high speeds*
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Woah, woah, what are you doing. *Mortar, still on the ground, braces himself*
