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Edited by Joyaboi:
6/19/2016 5:02:59 PM
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Cars don't hit people...
Conservative: *gets hit by car* *Calls cops*
Police: "Hello, sir, what's wrong."
Conservative: "A man hit me."
Police: "A man assaulted you? Where are you?"
Conservative: "He didn't assault me, he hit me. I'm on the intersection of FDR and Churchill by the way."
Police: "The intersection, huh? Sir, were you hit by a car?"
Conservative: "Cars don't hit people."
Police: "What?"
Conservative: "People hit people."
Police: "Sir, be clear. Did a man punch you or were you hit by a car?"
Conservative: "Neither."
Police: "For Christ's sake, just tell me what happened."
Conservative: "A man hit me with his car."
Police: *Hangs up*
[spoiler]Its a light hearted joke, please don't be insulted by it or anything.[/spoiler]
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3 Replies(._. ) I got clipped once. [b]NO TURN ON RED MEAN NO TURN ON RED. READ THE GODDAN -blam!-ING SIGN YOU -blam!-ING AHSSHOLE![/b] The light even indicated it was cool to cross the street. [spoiler]He was going slow-ish because he had to make the turn so I wound up on his hood relatively unharmed. Hella shaken though. Physical altercation ensued. [/spoiler]
