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6/20/2016 5:43:37 AM
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"Damn. I have nothing to do with my sixteen crates of crackers. I don't eat, and no one else will eat them."
English
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[i]"Why did you find sixteen crates of crackers?"[/i] [b]Malform asks, more than slightly amused.[/b]
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"The Imperium really don't like crackers."
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[i]"I guess I can't blame them. Dry cubes of carbohydrates kinda suck."[/i]
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"You might think, but these are [i]artisan[/i] crackers."
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[i]"I prefer toast."[/i]
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"How? You cannot eat."
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[i]"I used to. Do you think I came out of the vagina with armor stuck to me...?!"[/i] [b]Lucien breaks out into uproarious laughter.[/b]
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"No. But you would forget tastes after a while."
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[i]"No... Bread tastes like baked grains, throw on some butter and it tastes like baked grains with lard."[/i]
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"That... Is not exactly incorrect. Guess it's bad I wouldn't even be able to taste it. I can eat, I just don't need to. Also, I cannot taste anything."
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[i]"I can't either... But y'know... No mouth thing."[/i]
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"Dude, it is literal torture when you eat something and can't taste it. In fact, someone did torture me like that once."
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[i]"I just fall asleep during torture."[/i] [b]He says with a shrug. He had an uncanny ability for sleeping.[/b]
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"I wish I could sleep. Sounds pleasant."
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[i]"It's like being dead."[/i]
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"Pleasant."
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[i]"Well, Blink... It's been nice... But I have to go look for my bike, and then go find Lea. You got a way I can keep in touch?"[/i]
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[b]He tosses him a small black cube.[/b] "Squeeze it then wait for the beep. Then it's on. Then just say what you'd like to say."
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[i]"That works. Well, ciao for now my freaky tall friend."[/i] [b]With a mock salute, Lucien dashes off, in the wrong direction... But... The man seemed to know what he was doing.[/b]
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"See ya." [b]Blink just sits down in the middle of the floor.[/b] "Nobody ever wants any of these damn crackers."
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[spoiler]End[/spoiler]
