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You know, you can set a timer to make stuff happen in your home when you're not there. Stuff like turning on lights, changing the thermostat, that stuff
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"You can?"
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Yeah, it's been around since like, what, 2002 ish?
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"What year is it?"
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2016, I think
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"The hell?!"
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Wait, what year did you think it was?
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"1284!"
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Damn, that is LONG ago. What... what happened then?
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"Ah- uh- what?"
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How is it that you are here 750 years later?
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"I wouldn't know."
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Hmm... ever hear of Gore?
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"Who?"
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Gore, an old God. You heard of him?
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"Never."
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Weird... well, I'm Gore, but you can call me Mortar
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"I am Nora. You can call me Nora."
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"Hehe."
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Yeah, good to see humor doesn't fade after that long
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"I have so many questions is all." [b]She sits on the ground [/b]
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Yeah, likewise
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"Take a seat. We will wait."
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Of course