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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/21/2016 4:13:35 AM
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[b]Funny. I've got another.[/b]
~Smough holds out a tome~
[b]So, there's this asshole that summoned an asshole, can you find the first asshole?[/b]
~The tome lets out a red light, tracking down the first asshole, AKA summoner~
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*the strange man sits on fallen log in the woods unaware that he being tracked* "Well let track this asshole down then" she says
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[b]Hold up. Take this.[/b] ~He hands you a bone~ [b]Please say "Asshole's Location".[/b] ~He appears right beside the asshole summoner~ [b]SURPRISE MOTHERFÚCKER.[/b] ~Dropping his hammer, he breaks both of the man's arms and holds him down~ [b]NOW EAT THE DIRT. EAT IT!![/b]
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"Asshole location " *he starts chanting something in a ancient tongue really fast then you launched flying off him crashing through several big trees. * "No you eat it" he says *leyla appears close by just as smough gets launched into the trees* *the man then says a spell that fixes his bones as he get back to his feet he turns and sees leyla.* "Oh look you brought her here which makes so much easier" he says walking towards her *leyla throws up powerful spell trying to keep him back. But it doesn't work as with one wave his hand he dispels it* "Tsk tsk tsk your gonna have to do better than little girl"he says coldly *with a wave of his hand he launches leyla back a few feet smashing into trees behind her*
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[b]Hold up![/b] ~Smough catches Leyla, and sets her down~ [b]Isn't that's little rude? Using magic like a...CASUAL!?[/b]
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*leyla is thoroughly pissed now* "Put me down smough im gonna teach this bitch some fking manners" she says angrily "Do you have the bite to match that bark?" He says
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[b]Nope. I've got RUSTLED JIMMIES.[/b] ~Lightning strikes the ground as the Nameless King slams down from the heavens~ [i][u]You called?[/u][/i] [b]Asshole ahead.[/b] [i][u]Should I make him "git gud"?[/u][/i] [b]Yep.[/b]
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"Damn it put me down smough" says leyla angrily *leyla watches the nameless king land down with a crash* "Try me" he says * pulling his staff from his back saying things in ancient tongue waving his staff before touch the top of it two the ground summon creatures that spew forth from the ground the a the same creatures from before but bigger but anything around them starts to dissolve when they touch it* "Kill them and bring me the girl" he says *the creatures walk towards them the smaller ones forming into the bigger ones* "God damn it why does it have to be those things again" she says
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~The Nameless King laughs. He slams into the sorcerer at the speed of light, grabbing him by the throat~ [i][u]You will destroy the things you summoned. Or I will break you.[/u][/i]
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"Look out dont let it touch you" she says *one creature is damn on top nameless some how its gotten even bigger. It grabs hold of namelss left leg as pulls you off him* *the man vanishes again* "Oh fk no you aren't away bitch" says leyla "Ensnare" she shouts *she is pointing at the ground the opens in a spot where no one visible a bunch of roots come from the ground wrapping around the air itself squeezing tighter. Till he becomes visible*
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~The King sighs as he tears the creature'd head off, and flies over to the sorcerer~ [i][u]What did I tell you?[/u][/i]
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*the man struggles against the roots entangling trying to get which only makes them wrap around tighter.* "God damn it "he says pissed [spoiler]the ensnare spell leyla uses has the trap foes in roots or vine. It has the ability to squeeze tighter everytime the foe struggles[/spoiler] "Better stop struggling cause if you dont it just keep squeezing tighter"she says
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~Nameless is slamming the creature's I to the ground, mercilessly~
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Edited by VengefulSiren: 6/23/2016 1:50:57 PM*some the creatures reassemble themselves after smashed with a creepy laugh* *the man has his transfixed on leyla and smough chanting some kinda spell cause next thing you know the whole under your feet shakes violently as he summons a golem right underneath your feet* "Holy fk"she says *she leaps out the way as the golem climbs out the ground*
