There is nothing I can do to prevent the inevitable flame war in the replies, but try to keep it down.
[spoiler]Who am I kidding, you all hate each other anyways[/spoiler]
[spoiler]inb4 atheism isn't a religion[/spoiler]
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You want me to tell you the one true religion? Fine. Here we go... [spoiler][b][i]PRAISE THE SUN! 🤗 the ☀️ PRAAAAAAISE MY BROTHERS MY SISTERS PRAAAAAAAAISE THE SUUUUUUUN[/i][/b][/spoiler]