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6/24/2016 3:44:48 PM
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Well they're official now so he's kinda slightly alpha now I guess.
"Awe, poor guy can't handle his alcohol... Wait, did he finish his bottle? Because if not... I want it. Now. And yeah, I have a marker.."
He reaches into one of his pockets, and pulls a black marker from it, tossing it at Ling.
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He fumbled but caught it. Ling uncaps it and draws on the floor. [i]Adeptus Mechanicus sucks, Sororitias is better. Sincerely the Adeptus Sororitias.[/i] He also drew an arrow pointing to the passed out priest "The Sororitias are basically Nuns with guns by the way." He explained.
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"Nuns with guns? Religion obsessed people who are violent... That is contradictory as fück but this entire place is weird as fück to whatever!"
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"Depends on the religion. But yeah, they basically go around and burn, maim and kill those who perform acts of sex." He said, clearly he had a dislike for those batshit ladies.
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"What the fück did sex ever do to them? Are they salty because they're land whales and can't get laid? Like feminists from back home?" He replied with a chuckle.
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"Oh no, they are beautiful for religious nut jobs but still..I think they are secretly into each other. I can't prove it but I know in my heart that they don't like it when others have fun." He whispered to Lucas. "Anyways I'm getting pretty fücking tired..I should head back home and probably have memory loss."
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"Of course they're into each other! All girls who are close to each other are.. Probably.. I feel it in my head and bones, man.. Feel it.." He whispered back to Ling. "Yeah, I should probably get going too.. Have someone waiting for me.. And I don't think the passed out Vibrator or the gay elf are gonna be any fun."
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"That Tau of yours? Have fun with a goat..Xeno...thing." He said, stumbling away.
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"The hooves aren't that bad! And have fun with your elf, yes?" He replied before chugging the rest of his wine, and getting back into his suit.
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"She's more beautiful than yours goat fücker!" He said, reaching for the door and opening it. "I'm totally not going to remember this!"
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"I actually didn't fück her yet! Hell, I haven't fücked anyone yet! So shut up. And you're forgetting your suit thing."
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"YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!" He said giggling.
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"YOUR SUIT OR THE FÜCKING? BECAUSE I'M TAKING IT SLOOOOOW, MAN!"
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"THE LATTER YOU DIPSHIT! THE SUITS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE! NOW I HAVE TO FÜCKING SLEEP." he said, walking from sight. Thus ending this tale of Tragedy, Happiness and Drama.
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[spoiler]End.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]To be continued on What the Fück will happen now?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Sure.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Will Lu-Lu finally score? Will Ciarn and Arknin admit that they are gay? Will Ling stop being a dick? Find out next episode![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Maybe. And didn't they admit to being gay by literally making out for a whole minute. And probably not, because Ling. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wow..I feel as if the joke flew over your head. *cri*[/spoiler]
