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6/24/2016 4:55:08 PM
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"Of course they're into each other! All girls who are close to each other are.. Probably.. I feel it in my head and bones, man.. Feel it.."
He whispered back to Ling.
"Yeah, I should probably get going too.. Have someone waiting for me.. And I don't think the passed out Vibrator or the gay elf are gonna be any fun."
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"That Tau of yours? Have fun with a goat..Xeno...thing." He said, stumbling away.
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"The hooves aren't that bad! And have fun with your elf, yes?" He replied before chugging the rest of his wine, and getting back into his suit.
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"She's more beautiful than yours goat fücker!" He said, reaching for the door and opening it. "I'm totally not going to remember this!"
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"I actually didn't fück her yet! Hell, I haven't fücked anyone yet! So shut up. And you're forgetting your suit thing."
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"YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!" He said giggling.
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"YOUR SUIT OR THE FÜCKING? BECAUSE I'M TAKING IT SLOOOOOW, MAN!"
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"THE LATTER YOU DIPSHIT! THE SUITS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE! NOW I HAVE TO FÜCKING SLEEP." he said, walking from sight. Thus ending this tale of Tragedy, Happiness and Drama.
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[spoiler]End.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]To be continued on What the Fück will happen now?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Sure.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Will Lu-Lu finally score? Will Ciarn and Arknin admit that they are gay? Will Ling stop being a dick? Find out next episode![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Maybe. And didn't they admit to being gay by literally making out for a whole minute. And probably not, because Ling. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wow..I feel as if the joke flew over your head. *cri*[/spoiler]
