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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
6/25/2016 5:24:11 AM
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[b]a random dude approaches you and says you gotta make him a perfect sandwich or you get salt in your eyes[/b]
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Edited by John Marathon: 7/3/2016 2:52:33 AM[u]Balthazar stares at him, eating what appears to be the leg of a large deer. Flecks of meat get stuck in his beard as he eats, keeping constant eye-contact with the man. [/u] I don't have a sandwich, but I have half of a deer... [u]He gestures towards a large stag impaled on a stick, half of which appears to be eaten.[/u]
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MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF IT
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[u]Balthazar stands up, taking a large knife out of his pocket. He slices off three thin peaces of meat, juice flowing freely. He removes a large loaf of bread from a bag, and slices off two pieces. He puts the three slices in between the bread and hands the massive giant sized sandwich too the man.[/u] It's made for somebody my size, but I can't make the bread any smaller. Eat up my new friend.
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[b]he eats it Scooby style[/b] Thank you. [b]he hands you a jar of infinite salt and goes back to his village[/b]
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[u]Balthazar takes the salt and waves as the man walks away. He starts to pour massive amounts of salt on the remaining meat, most likely to dry it out for later use.[/u]
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[b]After baking a fresh brioche bun, I pull out a small piece of flank steak from my bag. Using a small burst of pyrokinetic energy, I cook the steak to a perfect medium-rare. After placing the meat upon the bottom half of the bun, I spread just the perfect amount of relish upon it. I slice a perfectly crisp tomato, and put the two largest slices upon the relish. After adding a slight bit of mayonnaise on the top bun, I finish, but not before sticking a toothpick with a plump olive directly through the entire sandwich.[/b] "Here we are, one perfect sandwich."
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[b]he eats it[/b] Thank you. [b]he gives you a jar of infinite salt and returns to his village[/b]
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[b]I wave as he leaves, then begin pouring salt out of the jar.[/b]
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"K." [i]Ornstein makes the perfect sandvich, applying the perfect two pieces of bread with a perfect piece of turkey and salami with the perfect slice of cheese complete with the love that SpongeBob gives a Krabby Patty.[/i] "Done."
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[b]he eats it[/b] Good, you have done well. [b]he gives you a jar with infinite salt and returns to his village of master chefs with food powers like his[/b]
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[spoiler]Lol[/spoiler] "Thank you, good comrade." [i]Takes infinite jar of salt and shakes all over the place.[/i]
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[b]Casually walks away from the dude [/b]
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[b]he tackles you[/b] Sandwich. Now.
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Edited by Royal Blade: 6/26/2016 5:26:18 PM[b]I throw him off [/b] "Do it yourself." [b]I stand up and back up a few feet, drawing a sword [/b]
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I told you what would happen. [b]a sword made of salt forms in his hands[/b] Wanna rethink that?
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"Salt?" [b]She backs up [/b]
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Yeah, salt. [b]he steps forward[/b] Now, make me the perfect sandwich.
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"Why because I'm a woman?"
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AWW SHIT THE WOMAN CARD, SHIT'S BOUT TO GET REAL
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Wow, just wow. [b]the sword comes apart into millions of little salt[/b] [b]they all fly straight to your eyes[/b]
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[b]A small shield protects them [/b]
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[b]Captain America shield?[/b]
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[b]Hell yeah [/b]
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[b]how did they appear[/b]
