Master Chief: What are you doing in the Solar System, Elite?
Captain: Oh uhhhhh sorry sir. I-I will just head on out, s-sir.
*The Captain runs away while flailing its arms*
Master Chief: And you. Flood imposter!
Wizard: Hey! I'm a...
*Master Chief back hands the Wizard*
Master Chief: -blam-! Don't talk back at me! Get the -blam- out of my system!
*The Wizard floats away rubbing where she got smacked*
Master Chief: Brute, crawl back to where you came from.
Centurion: But, but I've been kicked out. My emperor won't let me in.
Master Chief: Who is the Master here?
Centurion: You.
Master Chief: And what did I tell you to do?
Centurion: Go home.
Master Chief: That's right. NOW GET!
*The Centurion walks away without turning back*
*A Minotaur teleports in front of Master Chief*
Master Chief: Cortona, I'll let you handle this one.
*Cortana appears on his palm*
Cortana: Boo beep bop bee boo boop. Understand?
*The Minotaur spins around with sparks then shuts down*
Cortona: We saved the universe!
Master Chief: Yes we did. Yes we did.
English
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The Master Chief is the original titan.
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Master Chief attempts to backhand Warlock, gets owned by the master race. Fixed it for you. 😂
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[quote]Master Chief attempts to backhand Warlock, gets owned by the master race. Fixed it for you. [/quote]
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Yeah, Master Chief would absolutely obliterate the puny warlock if he backhanded it.
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Edited by TheW1ngedHussar: 6/27/2016 5:12:42 PMBy master race, you mean Master Chief? He is related to Titans. [spoiler]Fixed[/spoiler]
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Cortana wouldn't help him because if you played halo 5 she is now evil
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Hush hush. Halo 4 and 5 never happened.
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[quote]Hush hush. Halo 4 and 5 never happened.[/quote]
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[quote][quote]Hush hush. Halo 4 and 5 never happened.[/quote][/quote]
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Wish that was true