[i]"Feeling 'strange' is a common symptom of cancerus offtopitis, a rare disease caused by spending too much time browsing the #Offtopic section of Bungie.net. Other symptoms include excessive use of the words 'fam', 'm8', or in extreme cases, 'm9'. May also lead to self-inflicted death, likely by auto-erotic asphyxiation."[/i] -#Offtopic Medical Journal, page 971, paragraph 7.