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6/29/2016 10:04:20 PM
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Worst restaurant name fails
Ever been to Starbucks and given them your name... Simple name, my friend Tara gave the order so they used her name but not like we have it to them
[spoiler]who tf spells Tara as Taria[/spoiler]
Post your worst name fails I'm really interested to see now
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1 ReplySo my names Zane... Zayn Zayne Zain Zaine Zaiyn
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1 ReplyIf this kinda thing makes you mad you should probably just stop consuming precious oxygen.
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12 RepliesMy name is Raphaël.. People spell it "Rafael" and "Raffael" a lot. It pisses me off to no end.
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1 ReplyMy mothers name is Nechole, but at Starbucks they spell it Nicole. It pisses her off.
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7 RepliesMy friend told me a story about a guybwho went there. His name was "Stephen", so he told them that it was "Steven" but with a "ph". They spelt is "Pheven". [spoiler]Facepalm[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesBe me Going to Starbucks Order caramel apple spice Asked name Say "Brady" Wait for like 10 minutes Get it Name says... Brandon [spoiler]Other times it's been Brandino and Brad.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI never go there. I'll say Nix though.
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5 RepliesNot mine but lol
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1 ReplyOnly once. It should be noted that the cashier was of African descent and named Shalanda, so maybe it's a cultural thing.
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1 ReplyMy name is Stanislav. People here on bnet call me Salty Satan.. do i really have to explain more?
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1 ReplyThere was a woman that worked at a Wendy's in Alabama whose name was Lasagna.
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1 ReplyWhen will the world understand? They spell your name wrong on purpose so that you'll share it online and they get free advertising.
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1 ReplyWhat about the gas stations named "Cum-n-go"?
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1 ReplyAimee to Amy all the time
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6 Repliesmy name is Thao so its usually mispronounced or spelled like: Tao, Cow, Towel, or something along those lines. the 'h' is silent in the american language system though.
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4 RepliesAs the new owner of this account my name is Matthew Here are the best ones: Mathew Mathiew Mattthew Mathias [spoiler]These next ones are for when I say my name is Matt[/spoiler] Mat Matty Mart Marty [spoiler]B-b-bounus round!!! This is the 'Bible section' for people who forget my name and only remember that it was something from the Bible[/spoiler] Bible man John? No... Uhhh Paul? Matthew? YEAH! I knew you were someone from the bible! Guy with the Christian name Sometimes I feel like wherever I go I curse people with dyslexia, hearing loss, and memory loss.... :'-(
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3 RepliesRian Rion Rayan Bryan Brian etc....
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1 ReplyLast time i visited starbucks they gave my order to my gf and vice versa. No problem really but that was pretty dumb from the clerk.
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1 ReplyNobody spells my name right, but that's because my name has a "ch" that is pronounced as a hard c. Most people just write it with a standalone c.
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1 ReplyI know a girl named Sharika, but it's spelled Sharifka. WTF? In her mothers attempt to be original by her cultures standards she made the f silent. Poor child has gone her whole life having to explain this and correct people.
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11 RepliesVery few people spell my name correctly even though it's easy. They usually shorten it up and write jerry, which i have never told anyone to call me.
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3 RepliesYou would not believe how many people misspell Cthulhu.
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Braydon Braydan Brandon Brenden Brodie (How the hell do you get Brodie from Brayden) Braeden [spoiler]My name is Brayden[/spoiler]
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Eric Deric Derick Derrick Derk Darick [spoiler]um it's actually Derek[/spoiler]
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I have a picture. My name is John, and this made me laugh my ass off. [spoiler]Moscow Strange and mysterious Towers of red gold Cold as ice Moscow But one who really knows you He knows that a fire burns So hotly in you Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Maidens are for kissing there Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow Door to the past Mirror of the age of Tzars Red like blood Moscow He who knows your spirit Knows that love burns Hot as embers Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, maiden, hey, maiden, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ha ha ha ha ha Oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh... On the cold days, when the air clatters against the empty streets and plazas, and the snow covered Kremlin tower because Moscow seems to be asleep. But at night, there are clinking glasses after the Crimean champagne flowed freely, danced, laughed, and loved. Moscow lives! Moscow! Moscow! Moscow, Moscow One drinks vodka pure and cold It makes you live a hundred years ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Old buddy, your glass is empty But in the cellar there's still more Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow... Moscow... Moscow Old and also young together. In all eternity, You still stand there. Moscow Your heart beats strong and wide. It beats for rich and poor In this city. Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Girls there are kissing Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha, hey![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI said Darth Vader and they wrote it down as Dart Vater
