He asked me how I was doing
Me > I'm doin fine how about u?
Man > good good, say where are ur parents?
I decide to mess w/ this man for a little bit
Me> My parents? Their at the local cemetery right now
Man> are they at a funeral?
Me> no, not today
Man> I don't seem to understand
Me> they're always there
Man>do they work there?
Me> no, they're residents
I proceeded to walk away
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Edited by Khal_Padraig: 7/4/2016 11:36:15 PMThat guy is so dense that I'm surprised he isn't a black hole [spoiler]Wow, people like this for some reason lol[/spoiler]
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Edited by Sølaris: 7/4/2016 9:32:07 AM[quote] Man > good good, say where are ur parents? [/quote] Only reason why [u]anybody[/u] would ask this is if you are 10 or at least look 10. So this is fake or you really are 10. This is just Clickbait. https://mobile.twitter.com/BanSolaris?lang=en [b]Note:[/b] [spoiler] [b][u]You have Twitter? Nobody wants to hear your thoughts. [/u][/b] I have Twitter because this small forum lacks.. Versatility. You may also find my reviews there, I see it as.. A library. [b][u]Why are you posting your reviews on Twitter?[/u][/b] Twitter has something this forum lacks, you ever wanted to know a specific user who regularly post but you have to wait until it shows in your trending or new post, well with Twitter you can immediately know when a user makes a post. [b][u]"No" it's not Worth reviewing, why -blam!-ing bother Hypocrite.[/u][/b] Reviewing these shit post is because there is literally Shitpost and only Shitpost here. Notify me when you see a good post. [/spoiler]
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Now you hope he isn't into bodies
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I'm sure the man thought very highly of you afterwords. He deserved this. After all, [i]he[/i] walked up to [i]you.[/i]
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Well.... I guess that's how you make friends....maybe?
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This is the funniest post ever.
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Is there room for one more in that cemetery? I died laughing...
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Why is some stranger asking about your parents?
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Did he offer you candy and a free ride too?
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Fake, or that guy is denser than Tungsten.
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*claps slowly*
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You're either an evil genius or you made a man question his existence. Good job OP. Keep up the good work.
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I applaud OP
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Waait a minute. Yeah? Are your parents, acting dead?
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Oh...